Misty Fucking Yeets Herself

Hello Vikings, non-Vikings, Former Vikings, and bitches everywhere. Guess what? I’M RETIRING! 

I could write a long ass post about how the 8 months (to the day) I’ve been here have been an amazing experience I’ll never forget, or the 2 months I spent leading have been a learning experience for sure, yada yada yada… BUT NO!

I would like to say I have come across a plethora of different people from all walks of life and I will cherish my time with each and every single one of them. It’s been one hell of a ride and thank you to everyone who supported me and all that shit. 

But the only purpose of this post is to give everyone who reads this a fucking headache.

SO LONG SUCKAS!

Misty

Former Viking Commander, Currently Dead, Forever a bad bitch

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Hello hello Water Vikings! Today I shall summarize the events of the first ever Water Vikings Olympics! I shall also finally declare a winner! But before I do, I would like to formally acknowledge Woezel and Df44 for their combined efforts towards making this amazing banner!

The first WV Olympics were held from 24th May, 2021 to 30th May, 2021. They consisted of a variety of games, such as Ice Fishing, Cart Surfer, and more!

The Opening Ceremony took place on 24th May. We gathered at the Docks for a ceremonial Planting of the Flag, and Mistymoonlake declared the Water Vikings Olympics Open! The Vikings rushed to hop over bottles and frogs as they competed for first in Hydro Hopper! Paragon9 took home the gold 321 coins – that’s 3210 points!

The next event we held was the Ice Fishing tournament! As the Vikings cast and reeled and cast again, due to my limited knowledge, we had 3 winners for 3 different categories! Congratulations to Sol for winning in the General Category, Paragon9 for winning in the Lures Category, and Comsk for winning in the Allies Category!

Sol’s score

Paragon9’s score

Comsk’s score

We didn’t forget about our AUSIA gang! In the spirit of fairness, we held 3 AUSIA events, the first of which was the Dancelympics! The Vikings grooved to their choice of music, their only restriction the time. Looks like Oreo did her research, because she won this round with a score of 49,158 points!

Yet another AUSIA event saw a newcomer secure first place. 10 Vikings faced off in the Find Four Tournament, but only one emerged victorious. Congratulations to Wolfgirl beating the rest!

As a part of Olympics week, we also had a Battle vs SWAT, in which the Vikings secured an irrefutable win! Words are so important, especially when people have robbed your victory in the past smh. Here’s a little snipped which I feel captures the essence of the battle:

After the highly successful battle, we entered the last day of the Olympics, on which we had two events. The first was an AUSIA Cart Surfer Tournament. After a small skirmish with the Ice Warriors, the Vikings rode the rails, trying to rack up points with sick flips and tricks. Our beloved GunMommy emerged victorious with an indisputable win! He managed to collect 1755 coins – a score so high nobody can usurp him as Cart King for a while.

Our last and final event for the Water Vikings Olympics was the Pizzalympics! I hope you have a sweet tooth, because the Vikings donned their chef caps and aprons to whip up amazing Candy Pizzas in the Pizzatron300! The winner of this round was Paragon9 with 37 pizzas sold!

The Water Vikings Olympics was a huge success, and it was all thanks to you guys for participating and being amazing! But we can’t close this chapter unless we declare a winner, can we?

And now, presenting the winners (yes, multiple) of the First Event Water Vikings Olympics…

Paragon9 for most wins and Oreo for most points!

Congratulations guys!

And with this, I, Mistymoonlake, Viking Commander, declare the 1st Water Vikings Olympics

CLOSED! 

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This post will include the information on how points will be awarded to a division. The division with the most points at the end of the second week shall be declared as the winner of this conflict. Read on to find more about the points scheme.

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Hypothermia, Moderators’ Home – Hey Vikings! This is an important week! Why? Because we’re in the middle of March Madness, our first ever tournament in HTML5 era.

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