Welcome to WV! We are the strongest, multi-divisional army. We have soldiers from all over the world and we need YOU! Join our Discord and represent your continent on the battlefield! You'll be part of the most legendary organization in Club Penguin History. FEAR THE WAVE! ~Water Vikings Leaders
It has been over two months since our spectacular performance at Legends Cup XV, which saw the highest heights in Water Vikings history, yet ultimately ended in our loss. Since then, we have been going through many changes in the army – leadership changes, new competitions, and achieving #1 on the top tens multiple times. Where it stands right now, WV since the Blue Summer has been a top dog, and at times, THE top dog.
Just this Saturday passing, Club Penguin Armies announced their next tournament, October Horrors. A moment that we have been waiting for, we have been training for months on end preparing for the moment of finally bringing home a trophy for the Water Vikings. This tournament is interesting in the fact that it will be occurring on just one day, specifically October 25th. On this day, we will fight in our AUSIA, EU, and AM time zones – making up the Quarter-finals, Semi-finals, and Grand finals, respectively. It is imperative that our army is prepared on all fronts, as we will be tested with our endurance and our division capabilities.
With that, to coincide with the march to victory, we are officially announcing Operation: Ocean Sun. Read on for more.
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capitol — Yesterday we pushed our speed and precision to the limit with a fast-paced island dash designed to sharpen our battle mobility. Leaders fired off room calls one after another, sending us sprinting across the island as if we were mid-engagement. Each time we arrived, we snapped into a brand-new formation on the spot, testing how cleanly we could shift gears under pressure. When a room was executed neatly, we bolted to the next without hesitation; when it wasn’t, we tightened things up and tried again. The pace was relentless, the energy was high, and the adaptability on display showed exactly why our coordination keeps leveling up.
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capitol — Today we gathered for an event chosen by Sancho, who, in a moment of true creative brilliance, decided we should all show up dressed as apples. The room looked less like a battle formation and more like the produce section of a grocery store, or maybe a tiny army trying to invade the Big Apple itself. Spirits were high as we marched from room to room, proud fruit on parade, though a few of us couldn’t help wondering if Snow White would’ve taken one look at us and run the other direction. Still, our formation work was some of our strongest in recent memory, powered by a room full of doctor-repelling fruit giving it their all.
Today, the Water Vikings logged on to the battlegrounds and successfully invaded the server Cabin! Not only that, but we used our time to our advantage by cleaning up our forms in preparation for one of the army community’s biggest tournaments– Christmas Chaos.
FROSTBITE, Water Vikings Capital —ANNDDDD ACTION! Hello Vikings, Club Penguin Journey has released their 2025 Penguin Play Awards eventwith new free items, mascot visits from Dot, party stamps and more! We have written a guide that covers all of that, so let’s dive on in!
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Good evening, Europe! Today we logged on to Icebreaker Iceberg for the final battle of Olympics Week: WV vs ACP.
Wow, what a ride. From fast tactics to formations that definitely weren’t in the script, we held our own the whole way through. The last room was something else. After all the chaos, the battle ended in a tie, but honestly? Still a W for entertainment value alone. Great job, WV!
FROSTBITE, Water Vikings Capital — Welcome back Vikings to another edition of CPJ Catalog Secrets! With us being in the month of November, Club Penguin Journey has released a new penguin style for the game! Let’s dive into all the secrets we can find!
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After long await, the Rookie of the Month for the month of November has been revealed. This troop has been extremely helpful, attending events, becoming an amazing recruiter and welcomer, and generally being such a great person to see in chat. Congratulations to Sancho for being the Rookie of the Month! Apologies for this post taking so long, in return he will keep the role for a bit longer after the month. Go congratulate him in main chat! The interview is below (you may have to pause as the footage is sped up):
Today, we logged onto Icebreaker Iceberg for our Unscheduled Mania event! The goal was to get more penguins online than ACP, though unfortunately we lost with a 1 penguin difference. We got 20 online while they got one more penguin, making them 21 attendees online. We also did some tactics and formations as well so people didn’t log on for nothing. As one of our final challenges of the Ragnarök Olympics, it was very close! GG to ACP! Read on for pictures!
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Good Evening Water Vikings! We Logged on to Ice Breaker Iceberg. We played a game called Search and Destroy. How it works is we have 1 of our troops go hide as a bomb and we search for their other troop. Not to mention It is also the Olympic Week! So far the Scores are 2-2. Everyone has done super well and has done an amazing job on performing their tactics as well as doing their forms! Keep it Up WV! We will win this.
I bet that you forgot about the Phroshtbytte show, didn’t you? Well this is basically a series where I poke fun at the state of Water Vikings without making 3 month old jokes about how Stefan said to go to forest, or without making 3 year old jokes about how Aaronstone is morbidly obease. I will also be throwing whatever I find inside of Ango’s vocal cords. Considering his frenchness, I’ll probably find bagguetes, snails and cheese curds inside of them. Joyous if you ask me, care to join?
Pay attention to the mental state of someone in armies for 4 years, rapidly losing sanity at the state of his life, yet forced to write fat jokes in a community for a game memed to death due to being old. First person to dm what this audio says gets my second born child (@pingoboiii)
Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: WATER VIKINGS ANNOUNCE RONALD MCDONALD AS LEADER
To the cringe blue-pilled utter nonsensed wokerati, the news would be that “Lydia” was promoted to Viking Commander. To my sigma pilled listeners at home, we all know this is fake, as there is no such being called “Lydia”. Any person called by Lydia was a social experiment crafted by big Bert to sell more war propoganda against the romans. The truth is uncovered just by looking at the new “Lydia” commander… I warn you that the images you will see are not for the curious, nor even for the minimally interested.
This news is simply too important to ignore. I couldn’t believe that Ronald McDonald was our supreme viking leader. It can’t be right? I just HAD to contact the fake lydia. They’re no way shes Ronald McDonald right?
It seems that the McDonald clown has choosen to run with the hamburgler from this question. We’ve tried finding grimace from that meme that died years ago to get some answers, but he passed away after being in the same vc as isagi for more then 4 minutes.
BREAKING NEWS: HOW STUPEED IS B2?
It is a Water Viking tradition to make fun of the stupid, sometimes its a matter of helping them 😍🥰. Sometimes I make sure they’re okay and special in their own way.✨🌟 I researched who the “specialest” people were, using criteria like “Brightest Bulb,” how many times they took a shower, and if they ever got banned in the same server twice. After removing myself from the equation due to my experience in the field, I came to the conclusing that B2 is the worst case of WVmartness.
This rule broke rule 58 of Phroshtbytte. It’s BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. So boring that I’m skipping this breaking news. A sad day to all 13 B2ologists in the world. My condolences to the people who cared.
BREAKING NEWS: ESCOT COMES OUT AS KANYE WEST
Breaking news in the music world, Kanye West has just come out as being “esc0t27” online. It just so happens that this beloved army has itself one so called mexican person called “escot27” Duh, duh, duh, doo. Duh, duh, duh, doo. Duh, duh, duh, doo.
It seems that the mexican west has just confirmed that escot west is kanye west. HA HA HA HA, LAUGH NOW. After all, it appears that what caused escot to eat paint after the WV civil war was having to drop another album as kanye west. Next time on PHROSHTBYTTE, we will uncover how escot survived not being cancelled when WV cancelled 1/3rd of its staff. I have been told by my censors that joke was too far and I will die after this post, goodnight.
Me when Escot
5 THINGS TO DO WHEN:
This is the segment of the Phroshtbytte episode where I send a random question to a bunch of peoples dm’s and the top 5 answers are sent here. If you want to participate, simply hide the rest of the screen from your view and see if your answer is in the top 5. If it is not, then you are probably finished.
The question was: How much was the establishment paid to not let WV win the october tournament? (very grammar, I know).
The Vikings answered…
1-Too much
2- Didn’t Answer the Question
3- Didn’t Respond
4- Doesn’t Speak English
5- (Sobs)
Congratulations if your answer was here! Special congratulations to you if you managed to correctly guess that pretty much no one responded to this! (Edit: everyone is wrong except for “1 million bobux from Antman”)
BONUS FUN STUFF
This is the segment of either images stolen from other posts or off the #art channel that I found hillarious (sometimes I may just post random stuff that I made cause why not).
Ango:
Me when Phroshtbytte haha get it im quirky and relatable right guys haha.
Thanks Dillon!
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I don’t have anything to say in here outside of the fact that this ultimate midpiece did NOT deserve the wait. However, I still have the freedom to do whatever I want, so I’d like to shoutout watching WV max 30 at :59 as my inspiration to do this (better late than never ahhh). Shoutout to rye for being old.
