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Statement Regarding the ACP Battle

For immediate release, addressed to the Water Vikings and the Army of Club Penguin:

Today we were meant to battle the Army of Club Penguin in a much-anticipated practice battle. Unfortunately, for the third time now, this had to be canceled. Prior, both us and ACP were to blame for communication issues—the first being us assuming ACP would battle us on January 28th and again on February 4th.

We were heavily looking forward to this battle, but unfortunately, it did not go as planned. We had asked ACP if they wanted judges, and Calgo initially agreed before retracting his agreement and our two armies devolving into arguments. We eventually elected to just not battle ACP after the comments were exchanged.

For the record, we do not regret our frustrations with ACP for changing their minds all-of-a-sudden. Nothing has changed on that front. We are right to be frustrated (as was ACP). That said, I apologize to my army for the premature decision to not battle ACP. Instead of at least compromising and getting the necessary top-ten points/having a fun “rematch” that we wanted, I called ACP’s bluff and eventually became apparent I was not gonna be able to put together a replacement battle.

It is criminal that I made you all [our WV troops] feel hyped for a battle that both we and ACP should’ve communicated better on. It is unhealthy for all of you to prepare for a battle that would just fall apart. We should know better than to not flex our muscles when it is not necessary.

The hatred towards ACP is not necessary. We’ve been working so hard to heal relations after World War 8 and the IW drama in November 2022. I am frustrated like most of you on how this fell out but the calls for a retaliatory action are even more short-sighted than me not compromising for the battle. Your frustration should be directed towards me, as I failed to acknowledge the consequences.

To conclude this, I will enact a policy for this army effectively immediately: we will not be practicing battling ACP for the months of March and April. Whilst yes the disrespect demonstrated also by ACP’s leader was uncalled for (especially after he stated he did not want to even cooperate with us to straighten this out), it is more so grounded in the fact that I’d prefer this toxicity subside before we practice battling one another again. ACP will not be classified as an enemy, for what it is worth.

I’d like to remind all of my staff and high command that we have something big planned soon. We cannot distract ourselves with petty drama with ACP. We cannot distract ourselves with raids or some war. We cannot distract ourselves from our goal of being the best. I’m frankly done with us being pushed around like the sickman army we’ve been known by for years. Let’s keep our eyes on the prize.

Authorized by,

Dinorewrited
Viking Commander

Subj: Ice Warriors

For immediate release, addressed to the Water Vikings and the Army Community:

Today marked the start of a series of expose posts against the Ice Warriors army. The posts outed two leaders for pedophilia, along with mentioning other discriminative behavior. I won’t be linking the posts due to the sensitivity of the topics, but they are very concerning.

After a unanimous vote by the Water Vikings’ higher command, leadership, and advisory, the Water Vikings terminate its alliance with the Ice Warriors and now classifies them as an enemy.

The conduct by the two former leaders is horrendous, bordering Recon Federation‘s levels of grossness. Whilst both leaders have resigned, the fact that this has been going on for at least a year minimum, and yet no action was done is ridiculous. There is no way leadership did not receive complaints beforehand about this behavior.

We thank Ice Warriors for being a very close ally in months and years past, including under Kally and DrQueen. We will never forget those memories. However, the incumbent Ice Warriors regime is not the same one we chose to ally with. The Ice Warriors un-allied with us in 2020 after the inexcusable behavior of a former WV 2nd-in-Command’s doxxing behavior against former SWAT leadership; I think it is perfectly reasonable for us to un-ally for something possibly worse.

In regards to the enemy status, this does not imply we are now at war with the Ice Warriors. We have no plans to interact with the map or engage in petty warfare at the moment with March Madness on our minds. What it does mean however is we will not have any foreign relations with the Ice Warriors army, nor will we practice-battle them. They betrayed our trust, along with our other shared allies.

I don’t care if the motive behind the posts were “bad”. Even if they were, that doesn’t make genuine pedophilia and other bad things moot. What happened is not justifiable in the slightest. We have taken a strong stance against pedophilia historically and will continue to do so.

This behavior is never tolerated in the community. We will survive even without the Ice Warriors. I cannot say the same for them, as they need us more than we need them.

Authorized by,

Dinorewrited
Viking Commander

Mabel
Viking Commander

Aaronstone42
High Council of Vikings de-facto Chair

Rally Around the Flag: Why WV MUST Win This March Madness

For immediate release, addressed to the Water Vikings:

My fellow compatriots of the Water Vikings. I am addressing you today about something significant. In 2 weeks, we will be facing off in the March Madness tournament—a significant tournament held within the Club Penguin Armies community annually from March to April. In this Stromaeic speech, I want to address to you all why this March Madness in particular must be won by us.

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Welcome to This Year’s Political Fad, Anarchic Authoritarianism (And You Can Strangle The Life Out of CPA, Too!)

FROSTBITE, Pjayo’s Pizzeria — A post in this vein is something I’ve been eager to make for the last few months or so, but I struggled to really pinpoint a good reason to put my feelings out there in any formal matter. However, with the recent disaster that has been Legends Cup XII, it seems like my anger has finally boiled over to the point of no return, as I find myself authoring this article. It’s long, but I highly encourage every member of the community to put some time aside and read this, as it addresses many of the problems we face.

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GG too ez

Hello Water Vikings and the rest of the community.

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The Miracle of the Generation

The Water Vikings will be proudly taking part in Legends Cup XII this summer and will be spending the next few months preparing for it. The Water Vikings made it to the finals in 2015 and 2016. Now it is time we finally win one as the underdog.

Templars, the CPA Magicians

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STATEMENT FROM
THE WATER VIKINGS’
PROPAGANDA MINISTRY

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Addressed to the USWV,

Greetings, fellow Water Vikings! This is your Consigliere Dino speaking. The Templars of Club Penguin today attempted to declare war on us. Unfortunately for them, that didn’t work out in favor. Read out to find out more!

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WOOOOOOO AGAIN LETS GOOOOOOO

Hello Vikings,
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Introducing The Ocean Oracle

FROSTBITE, Water Vikings Capital – On behalf of the Water Vikings Higher Command, I am excited to announce that after weeks of planning we have decided to launch our very own news and updates organisation called the Ocean Oracle.

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[EU] Second Invasion of Templars (Declaration of Victory)

Hey Vikierinos!

Today, on 23rd April, 2021, we logged on to Ascent on CPR to invade the Templars once again. We battled inside the Mine for a short time before the Templars chickened out YET AGAIN! Since they ran away with their tails between their legs, this battle was declared a Victory to the Water Vikings! Continue reading