It’s a cold morning in January. Billy, the CPA Judge, checks his Discord and sees a battle between the Water Vikings and the SWEET LITTLE ALIENS that has yet to be claimed. Of course, like all CPA judges, his schedule is free and he feels today would be a good day to not pretend he has something better to do. So, he accepts.
Fast forward 5 hours, it is time for the battle. IT IS ON!
Sizes are similar… tactics are fast, formations… creative. Wow, it’s insane. Honestly, it might be a close battle. Perhaps Aliens-WV-TIE… maybe it should go to overtime?
Then Billy thought for a moment. You know, I actually don’t like that Aaron guy at Water Vikings cause he’s fat… and honestly… Aliens are just so sweet… Come on, they need a motivation boost so their next sweep loss against RPF doesn’t hurt as bad… they’re just so sweet. They make me tingle in ways I haven’t before…
So what if was close? I’m sure we could find an excuse…
Yikes… that is rather close. Hmmm, but they’re just so sweet and innocent and the truest of true. I promise, I’m not feeble, I just love them. <3
Billy looks over and sees a bottle of Johnson’s Baby Oil on the desk. Billy chuckles to himself and opens the bottle. He begins rubbing the baby oil all over the screen, all over the Aliens penguins, and goes manic. He says to himself… you know what, I think it’s an Alien sweep. They’re just so sweet :3
And thus, the Water Vikings were yet again scorned in battle against the Aliens.
Ah… man. I thought it was going to be over by now. I guess not.
To all Water Vikings, our friend the Army of Club Penguin was recently attacked by the SWEET LITTLE ALIENS and quite honestly, I think we all have had enough of the baby oil that is rubbed all over them every time they do something. We stand by on business, it is time to do our duty as allies.
Aliens, if you truly want to conquer this world, you best learn how to traverse a jungle. Baby oil cannot save you here.
Welcome to the Jungle
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All jokes aside, we are entering a conflict against the Aliens and Scarlet Republic to defend our good friends, the Army of Club Penguin. This was a long time coming, and I’m sure many of you will be excited for this moment. Remember, no baby oil.
I. We are joining the current conflict on the side of the Army of Club Penguin against the Aliens and Scarlet Republic.
II. All CPA map war rules apply throughout this war. Breakage of these rules results in a term violation.
III. Any breakage of the General Battle Terms is not allowed, resulting in a term violation.
IV. Only official judges from the Club Penguin Army Judges (CPAJ) organization are allowed to judge, and all battles will utilize said judging organization.
V. Any merge will be deemed invalid by either army and will constitute a term violation.
VI. All battles must occur on Club Penguin Armies Battleground; no other CPPS may be used. Battles scheduled outside of this CPPS will be deemed invalid.
VIII. All war battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance with the Club Penguin Armies League, and all land will be locked. Any battles scheduled that do not meet this criteria will be deemed invalid.
IX. If any term violations occur, or if all land is captured, the army that broke it automatically surrenders this war, and the winning side may impose a treaty.
(stolen right from Daniel, ty)
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Esc0t27
Tomato
Lydia
Viking Commanders
Stevos
Viking General (LiT)
SavageCobra
Aaronstone42
Raven
Claire
Pjayo
Buddy
Bryce
High Council of Vikings
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