Your hello of the day is: Oulá Vikings!

I bet that you forgot about the Phroshtbytte show, didn’t you? Well this is basically a series where I poke fun at the state of Water Vikings without making 3 month old jokes about how Stefan said to go to forest, or without making 3 year old jokes about how Aaronstone is morbidly obease. I will also be throwing whatever I find inside of Ango’s vocal cords. Considering his frenchness, I’ll probably find bagguetes, snails and cheese curds inside of them. Joyous if you ask me, care to join?

Pay attention to the mental state of someone in armies for 4 years, rapidly losing sanity at the state of his life, yet forced to write fat jokes in a community for a game memed to death due to being old. First person to dm what this audio says gets my second born child (@pingoboiii)

Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.

BREAKING NEWS: WATER VIKINGS ANNOUNCE RONALD MCDONALD AS LEADER

To the cringe blue-pilled utter nonsensed wokerati, the news would be that “Lydia” was promoted to Viking Commander. To my sigma pilled listeners at home, we all know this is fake, as there is no such being called “Lydia”. Any person called by Lydia was a social experiment crafted by big Bert to sell more war propoganda against the romans. The truth is uncovered just by looking at the new “Lydia” commander… I warn you that the images you will see are not for the curious, nor even for the minimally interested.

This news is simply too important to ignore. I couldn’t believe that Ronald McDonald was our supreme viking leader. It can’t be right? I just HAD to contact the fake lydia. They’re no way shes Ronald McDonald right?

It seems that the McDonald clown has choosen to run with the hamburgler from this question. We’ve tried finding grimace from that meme that died years ago to get some answers, but he passed away after being in the same vc as isagi for more then 4 minutes.

BREAKING NEWS: HOW STUPEED IS B2?

It is a Water Viking tradition to make fun of the stupid, sometimes its a matter of helping them 😍🥰. Sometimes I make sure they’re okay and special in their own way.✨🌟 I researched who the “specialest” people were, using criteria like “Brightest Bulb,” how many times they took a shower, and if they ever got banned in the same server twice. After removing myself from the equation due to my experience in the field, I came to the conclusing that B2 is the worst case of WVmartness.

This rule broke rule 58 of Phroshtbytte. It’s BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. So boring that I’m skipping this breaking news. A sad day to all 13 B2ologists in the world. My condolences to the people who cared.

BREAKING NEWS: ESCOT COMES OUT AS KANYE WEST

Breaking news in the music world, Kanye West has just come out as being “esc0t27” online. It just so happens that this beloved army has itself one so called mexican person called “escot27” Duh, duh, duh, doo. Duh, duh, duh, doo. Duh, duh, duh, doo.

It seems that the mexican west has just confirmed that escot west is kanye west. HA HA HA HA, LAUGH NOW. After all, it appears that what caused escot to eat paint after the WV civil war was having to drop another album as kanye west. Next time on PHROSHTBYTTE, we will uncover how escot survived not being cancelled when WV cancelled 1/3rd of its staff. I have been told by my censors that joke was too far and I will die after this post, goodnight.

Me when Escot

5 THINGS TO DO WHEN:

This is the segment of the Phroshtbytte episode where I send a random question to a bunch of peoples dm’s and the top 5 answers are sent here. If you want to participate, simply hide the rest of the screen from your view and see if your answer is in the top 5. If it is not, then you are probably finished.

The question was: How much was the establishment paid to not let WV win the october tournament? (very grammar, I know).

The Vikings answered…

1-Too much

2- Didn’t Answer the Question

3- Didn’t Respond

4- Doesn’t Speak English

5- (Sobs)

Congratulations if your answer was here! Special congratulations to you if you managed to correctly guess that pretty much no one responded to this! (Edit: everyone is wrong except for “1 million bobux from Antman”)

BONUS FUN STUFF

This is the segment of either images stolen from other posts or off the #art channel that I found hillarious (sometimes I may just post random stuff that I made cause why not).

Ango:

Me when Phroshtbytte haha get it im quirky and relatable right guys haha.

Thanks Dillon!

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I don’t have anything to say in here outside of the fact that this ultimate midpiece did NOT deserve the wait. However, I still have the freedom to do whatever I want, so I’d like to shoutout watching WV max 30 at :59 as my inspiration to do this (better late than never ahhh). Shoutout to rye for being old.

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