Dino, Author at Water Vikings of CP

Statement Regarding the ACP Battle

Posted on March 25, 2023 by Dino

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For immediate release, addressed to the Water Vikings and the Army of Club Penguin:

Today we were meant to battle the Army of Club Penguin in a much-anticipated practice battle. Unfortunately, for the third time now, this had to be canceled. Prior, both us and ACP were to blame for communication issues—the first being us assuming ACP would battle us on January 28th and again on February 4th.

We were heavily looking forward to this battle, but unfortunately, it did not go as planned. We had asked ACP if they wanted judges, and Calgo initially agreed before retracting his agreement and our two armies devolving into arguments. We eventually elected to just not battle ACP after the comments were exchanged.

For the record, we do not regret our frustrations with ACP for changing their minds all-of-a-sudden. Nothing has changed on that front. We are right to be frustrated (as was ACP). That said, I apologize to my army for the premature decision to not battle ACP. Instead of at least compromising and getting the necessary top-ten points/having a fun “rematch” that we wanted, I called ACP’s bluff and eventually became apparent I was not gonna be able to put together a replacement battle.

It is criminal that I made you all [our WV troops] feel hyped for a battle that both we and ACP should’ve communicated better on. It is unhealthy for all of you to prepare for a battle that would just fall apart. We should know better than to not flex our muscles when it is not necessary.

The hatred towards ACP is not necessary. We’ve been working so hard to heal relations after World War 8 and the IW drama in November 2022. I am frustrated like most of you on how this fell out but the calls for a retaliatory action are even more short-sighted than me not compromising for the battle. Your frustration should be directed towards me, as I failed to acknowledge the consequences.

To conclude this, I will enact a policy for this army effectively immediately: we will not be practicing battling ACP for the months of March and April. Whilst yes the disrespect demonstrated also by ACP’s leader was uncalled for (especially after he stated he did not want to even cooperate with us to straighten this out), it is more so grounded in the fact that I’d prefer this toxicity subside before we practice battling one another again. ACP will not be classified as an enemy, for what it is worth.

I’d like to remind all of my staff and high command that we have something big planned soon. We cannot distract ourselves with petty drama with ACP. We cannot distract ourselves with raids or some war. We cannot distract ourselves from our goal of being the best. I’m frankly done with us being pushed around like the sickman army we’ve been known by for years. Let’s keep our eyes on the prize.

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Authorized by,

Dinorewrited
Viking Commander

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Subj: Ice Warriors

Posted on March 11, 2023 by Dino

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For immediate release, addressed to the Water Vikings and the Army Community:

Today marked the start of a series of expose posts against the Ice Warriors army. The posts outed two leaders for pedophilia, along with mentioning other discriminative behavior. I won’t be linking the posts due to the sensitivity of the topics, but they are very concerning.

After a unanimous vote by the Water Vikings’ higher command, leadership, and advisory, the Water Vikings terminate its alliance with the Ice Warriors and now classifies them as an enemy.

The conduct by the two former leaders is horrendous, bordering Recon Federation‘s levels of grossness. Whilst both leaders have resigned, the fact that this has been going on for at least a year minimum, and yet no action was done is ridiculous. There is no way leadership did not receive complaints beforehand about this behavior.

We thank Ice Warriors for being a very close ally in months and years past, including under Kally and DrQueen. We will never forget those memories. However, the incumbent Ice Warriors regime is not the same one we chose to ally with. The Ice Warriors un-allied with us in 2020 after the inexcusable behavior of a former WV 2nd-in-Command’s doxxing behavior against former SWAT leadership; I think it is perfectly reasonable for us to un-ally for something possibly worse.

In regards to the enemy status, this does not imply we are now at war with the Ice Warriors. We have no plans to interact with the map or engage in petty warfare at the moment with March Madness on our minds. What it does mean however is we will not have any foreign relations with the Ice Warriors army, nor will we practice-battle them. They betrayed our trust, along with our other shared allies.

I don’t care if the motive behind the posts were “bad”. Even if they were, that doesn’t make genuine pedophilia and other bad things moot. What happened is not justifiable in the slightest. We have taken a strong stance against pedophilia historically and will continue to do so.

This behavior is never tolerated in the community. We will survive even without the Ice Warriors. I cannot say the same for them, as they need us more than we need them.

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Authorized by,

Dinorewrited
Viking Commander

Mabel
Viking Commander

Aaronstone42
High Council of Vikings de-facto Chair

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declaration of war on IW

Posted on March 3, 2023 by Dino

the average IW roblox recruit

Frostbite, WV Capital ─ Ice Warriors smell, ngl. Therefore, WV declares war. War will end when IW declares the church of BERT as supreme.

All battles will be decided in a best of 3 in mancala;
All battles must be at 3 AM EST unless we state otherwise;
Aaronstone isn’t allowed within a 50-mile radius of the battle (i have a FUCKING restraining order filed on him).

signed,

deez

edit: because some 30 year old judge refused to accept our battle request due to “formatting” issues, I made it nice. Cry.

LITERALLY HIM btw

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Rally Around the Flag: Why WV MUST Win This March Madness

Posted on February 26, 2023 by Dino

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For immediate release, addressed to the Water Vikings:

My fellow compatriots of the Water Vikings. I am addressing you today about something significant. In 2 weeks, we will be facing off in the March Madness tournament—a significant tournament held within the Club Penguin Armies community annually from March to April. In this Stromaeic speech, I want to address to you all why this March Madness in particular must be won by us.

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[EU] Saturday DV Battle

Posted on February 19, 2023 by Dino

Hey WV

We have a battle vs. the Dark Vikings army today. Due to poor planning on our part, it was rough to say the least. We still had some fun later on. Let’s make sure to improve from here WV.

MAX: 12

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[EU] WV Shows Off Its Fashion!

Posted on January 21, 2023 by Dino

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[EU] WV Shows Off Its Fashion!
January 21st, 2023
Led by Dino
Post Written by Dino
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Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Ice Breaker, CPABattleground, for an EU fashion contest! Whilst at first there wasn’t a lot of people online, we were able to eventually crack 20! A lot of new troops also took part such as sarah! and Waffledog. Some other members who haven’t been active in a while such as Marnie and demon slayer joined in. Overall this event was great. Good job, WV.

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[Maximum Peak] 20
[Authenic (without allies) Peak] 16
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A Letter to the Administration

Posted on November 3, 2022 by Dino

I’m not going to do anything super formal because that is not my intention. In fact, the intention of this post is not meant to “pussy out” of the war; we will still be glad to face them if the Administration sides with TCP.

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TCP’s declaration of war was posted April 30th, 2022. This post has been public since. However, in spite of that, WV and TCP have not had any formal hostilities. The two were technically allies during the Second Eagre Foray. It is safe to assume the original war has ceased.

Under Club Penguin Armies’ map rules:

A war must include a legitimate declaration outlining the terms, and at least one invasion carried out (this includes if one side no-shows). The final decision will be up to the judgement of the administration, who will review the war if its legitimacy is being questioned by more than one member of the board.

The question is: can they re-use the same declaration post? This is arguably not a legitimate declaration. While true that the leadership has re-signed off on a declaration, that does that mean that is an entirely different declaration from April (and we’ve already established that the war has ended). No invasions have been carried out (both in April and now).

In the situation that the Administration rules in our favor, we are re-declaring war under our own terms:

No server transfers.
All of the CPA league’s map rules apply.
Battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance.
No multilogging, doxxing, hacking, swatting, etc. allowed in this war.
All battles must be judged by CPA league/CPAJ officiated judges.
No army can merge into Water Vikings or Templars after this declaration (until this war is over) and the merger will be deemed invalid. If members of said merged army decide to participate, the battle will result in the unconditional surrender of the aggressor.
The losing army in this conflict must accept the terms of a treaty imposed by the winning side.
A withdrawal from this conflict for any reason in any form [e.g. withdrawing from the server map, withdrawing from the CPA league, etc.] will constitute a forfeit of the war.
Any evidence of a breach in these terms will result in an instant defeat of the aggressor in the battles where said evidence would be found, and the war if continuous disregard for these terms is shown [subject to the interpretation of the CPA league administration].
If any other armies declare on Water Vikings or Templars and join this war, these exact terms must be applied with no additional terms added or any terms removed

~ Dino

EDIT: Templars have accepted our terms for the war. (EXPORT)

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[EU] Water Vikings Seize Toboggan from SWAT

Posted on August 29, 2022 by Dino

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[EU] Water Vikings Seize Toboggan from SWAT
August 29th, 2022
Led by Aaronstone
Post Written by Dino
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Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Battleground, CPABattleground, for an EU invasion of Special Weapons & Tactics‘ server Toboggan! Like last battle, SWAT pussied out. We successfully invaded SWAT. Make sure to attend Tuesday’s defense, though! SWAT is planning a comeback. Let’s send them packing tomorrow!

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[Maximum Peak] 30
[Authenic Peak] 20
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[EU] End-of-Week Practice Battle with SWAT

Posted on June 11, 2022 by Dino

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[EU] End-of-Week Practice Battle with SWAT
June 11th, 2022
Led by Guncotton and Aaronstone
Post Written by Dino
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Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Klondike, CPABattleground, for an EU battle against the Special Weapons & Tactics army! We did a very good job showing all the progress from this week. While we were far from our original goal (due to the battle being rescheduled), we still maintained a very good max. Thank you all who attended, and stay tuned for our next event!

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[Maximum Peak] 23 (no change from last event)
[Authenic Peak] 23 (⭡1 from last event)
[Average Size] 17 (↓4 from last event)
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[EU] WV Kickstars Summer Growth Project

Posted on June 6, 2022 by Dino

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[EU] WV Kickstarts Summer Growth Project
June 6th, 2022
Led by Guncotton (+ troop guest leaders)
Post Written by Dino
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Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Ice Breaker, CPABattleground, for an EU event for a fun U-Lead and to practice our bombs. The event was a big success, with only ally attending from a total max of 23. Tomorrow we will be practicing formations and will need you all to be there. We want to be prepared in case any issues pop up in any future battles. Make sure to check #formation-training for more information on that. Let’s continue the drive, WV! Cheers.

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[Maximum Peak] 23 (⭡2 from last event)
[Authenic Peak] 22 (⭡4 from last event)
[Average Size] 21 (⭡2 from last event)
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