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Frostbite, Water Vikings Capitol — Today we logged on to invade Rainbow, a server owned by the People’s Imperial Confederation. The battle was fierce, but we secured victory in all three rooms, proving once again the strength and coordination of the Water Vikings. To make the occasion even more special, today was DrQueen’s birthday! In honor of her, we have named her the Duchess of Rainbow as a birthday present and lasting mark of this triumph. Happy birthday, DrQueen!
Ok now, you’re probably wondering what is the Phroshtbytte Show by now. Well its basically a show where I say random funnies for the sake of entertaining Water Vikings with something that isnt the 500th @@@@@@AAROON @@@@IS @@@@@@FAAAAAAAT@ Club Penguin Tactic, as well as a random series of stuff and junk that I find from Rye’s walls! Great fun if you ask me? Care to join me on this wonderfull look through Phroshtbytte?
Take a listen, as this clip is probably the best explination of Phroshtbytte. As a bonus, the first person to correctly guess where this song comes from in my DMS (@pingoboiii) gets to own my firstborn son.
Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: I NEED TO DEBATE WHY IS ANGO SO FRENCH!!!!!
According to the law, Ango was born as belgian citizen, specifically as a french-speaking member of Belgium. Now I hope that you all know that by joining the Water Vikings, you advocate of your other nationalities. Hense, this is already a bunch of anti-Water Viking propoganda and Ango should be fed to Aaronstone’s dogs. I should also remind you that Ango isn’t a real person
However, a more shocking story is revealed, one that we should have all picked up by now. Now, unlike you gen betas and gen gammas, I use this thing called… Google (wow im so unc). I used my google to look at a map of EUROPE, and I saw something disturbing. Something that was missing from the map, atleast acording to Ango…
There is no Belgium. Only France 1 and France 2… frenchy… frenchy ango… What will you do now? Call Kyllian Mbappé and Olivier Giroud to save you from the simulation? I didn’t think so. Next time on Phroshtbytte we will show you again just how great our journalism is (no one here is a qualified journalist).
BREAKING NEWS: JUST HOW OLD IS TRAILS AFTERALL?
Long before time, before a clock was ever built, society was dawned by someone. This person was old, the oldest in the room even, yet death himself was afraid of the consequences of the opening of pandora’s box that would be trying to end Trails. Trails is time itself, no matter what you do or say, Trails probably invented it twice before anyone else was born. Trails has been spotted using a cane in CPAB to switch rooms in time.
Unlike what the title says, I’m not asking how old Trails is, no that would be too unoriginal… I’m gonna go higher, I’m asking why is Trails so old?
Considering that Trails went to the same elementary school as Cleopatra, the same middle school as Da Vinci, and the same High School as Napoleon, it really isnt a suprisse that Trails doesn’t try to hide an age so large that it takes less time to turn coal into diamonds. However, we didn’t get an answer either… THEORY TIME! Yeah uh I think Trails is just god and was made to observe everyones actions, meaning that Trails is probably Santa Claus before Santa Claus, which would explain why was photosynthese younger then bro.
5 THINGS TO DO WHEN:
This is the segment of the Phroshtbytte episode where I send a random question to a bunch of peoples dm’s and the top 5 answers are sent here. If you want to participate, simply hide the rest of the screen from your view and see if your answer is in the top 5. If it is not, then you are probably finished.
The question was: You are being chased by Aaronstone after taking his sandwich, what do you first do?
The Vikings answered…
1-Eat the Sandwich
2- Run from Aaron
3- Eat Aaronstone
4- Give him Mcdonalds
5- Add 15 layers of Bread, and then give it back
Congratulations if your answer was here! Special congratulations to you if you managed to correctly guess that one of the responders would go on a rant on how unrealistic Jurassic Park is!
BONUS FUN STUFF
This is the segment of either images stolen from other posts or off the #art channel that I found hillarious (sometimes I may just post random stuff that I made cause why not).
If only this man knew that I was originally gonna call PIC the fattest army of CPA, this image would’ve been much funnier!
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Well that was an episode allright, I don’t know how many times a month or a week I want to make these, if you have themes to suggest feel free to say them I couldn’t opinionate less. Epic Boxman Victory.
Hellooooo, Water Vikings! Today we logged on Deep Freeze in Stadium for our b2 says event! b2 says was just Simon says, but I (b2) was telling people what to do! The two winners were Tenny (@fireheart985 on discord) and RiskyGalaxy (@risky_galaxy)! Congrats to them!!
Hello Water Vikings. Most of y’all know that People’s Imperial Confederation (PIC) declared a war against us. We have to work hard and win this battle. But, how we will go through this battle without a Rookie of the Month, right? The winner of the ROTM award is Spore! Congratulations to Spore, make sure you congratulate him in main chat. Also, the interview about him, read below.
Good day, Water Vikings. Yesterday, we fought against the People’s Imperial Confederation. Granted, they showcased their camouflage uniforms, and let me tell you these uniforms that they have are top-notch when it comes to hiding yourself from the opponent.
For obvious reasons, the paragraph above is to be treated as satire.
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Hey there Water Vikings!
Today we logged on Warzone, Iceberg for our practice battle against our ally, Aliens. We went through Stadium, Snow Forts and finally Iceberg and ended up just barely winning the battle with two ties and one win.
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Heyy WV! Today we logged onto Icebreaker to train for a bit before then looking for Shaan (Ango dressed up for him as he was asleep :sob:). We did pretty well and congrats to Pingo, Humz, and Skyu for finding Shan throughout this fun event!
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Greetings, Vikings! On the 27th day of September, the Water Vikings set sail on an event that would announce a lot of WV’s ambitions for the upcoming tournaments this October and December! We moved to rooms like the Stadium and Casa Fiesta, where we sharpened our formations to still be among the best of the community! Afterwards, we decided to do a couple funnies and occasionally remind the Vikings about how Trails really loves her McDonalds trips. We would like to congratulate Dillon on his purchase of the Water Vikings! Fear the Bert everyone! And mango mango 67. Special shoutout to the people who attended both our events today, you guys are what keeps WV rolling!
