Good evening, Water Vikings!
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Valhalla & Mangoes: Troop Interview Edition 14 : KFC [02/05/2026]
Posted on February 5, 2026 by Mango
Phroshtbytte Show: Episode 5
Posted on February 4, 2026 by Pingo
Your hello of the day is: Hallo Vikings!
WE’RE SO BACK! Welcome to the Phroshtbytte Show everyone! The show where creativity goes to die, gets burried and then dug out to revive memories of 6-months old incidents! You might wonder if I had died of old age yet, but here I am, alive and kicking my desire to lash out on every current HCOM member! Don’t let this introduction decieve you, this is indeed real! I would try to be unique but sadly I had to sell all of that to be able to afford my quotas this month!
As for today’s audio, your challange is to guess what peice of media does it come from, oooooooo… Your tip is that it comes from a list of… somethings… that recently sent something that “sucked”. DM it to me if you bother to check this part, do people even remember?
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[AUSIA] 1/31/2026 PB vs Help Force
Posted on January 31, 2026 by Mesli
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Good Afternoon Everyone! Today, we logged into Battleground for our practice battle against Help Force! First room was Casa Fiesta, then we moved into Inside Mines, we got into Snow Forts next, and we finally finished at Iceberg. Even if we lost, we showed a lot of effort, had a fun time and also took it as training for the upcoming March Madness. Anyways we did great today and I’m proud of everyone!
Fear the Wave!
MAX:18 | AVG:16
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[EU] 1/30/2026 TNMT Takeover
Posted on January 30, 2026 by Isagi
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Good Afternoon Everybody! Today we logged on to Icebreaker Iceberg, heading to the Underground Pool, concluding the event by playing Cart Surfer in the Mines for a chance to win Featured Troop Of Event, The winner was Pingoboiii! Congrats! Apart from this, we trained and have done amazing with our formations and tactics in preparation for upcoming tournaments. Thanks to everyone who came and have done amazingly well. Good Job Members! I’m proud!
MAX: 22 | AVG: 17
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[AUSIA] 1/27/2026 Staff Lead – Water Vikings of CP
Posted on January 27, 2026 by Capybara
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital – Good day ladies and penguins! Today was another great training but we had something special! Our lovely Staff led today’s training so that they can help teach the troops and get more practice with leading!
We started at Frostbite-Iceberg where Capybara and Chong did some tactics! then during Chong’s time we changed rooms to casa-fiesta where Meslix and Pheonix took the stage! and at Pheonix’s time we went to Snow-Forts where we ended the training! Thanks for those came today and hope to see you in more!
MAX: 23 | AVG: 20
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[EU] 1/24/2026 U Lead
Posted on January 24, 2026 by Isagi
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Good Afternoon Water Vikings! Today we logged on to Icebreaker, Iceberg so we can train and prepare for our upcoming tournament called March Madness. We also had multiple troops and staff step up and do 2 tactics each, Every person that leaded has done cool tactics while even doing unique formations! Great Job WV!. In addition, at the end of the event we went ahead and did a Card Jitsu Tournament. The Winner of the tournament would receive silver.
MAX: 28 | AVG: 26
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[AM] Spiderman Takeover 1/21/26
Posted on January 24, 2026 by Sancho
Frostbite – Water Vikings Capital — Good evening vikings, today we logged onto Icebreaker, Iceberg for our Spiderman Takeover event! We stayed in the Iceberg for the entire event. We turned in the Green Goblin to the local police station, and then played a hide and seek event to celebrate! Good job to Twinkletoes and Gero, and as always, Fear the wave!
MAX: 21| AVG: 20
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[EU] 1/23/2026 Mango Takeover
Posted on January 23, 2026 by Isagi
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Good Afternoon Water Vikings!, Today we logged on to Icebreaker, Iceberg then we went to the Stadium and finally to the Docks so we can train for our incoming tournaments and practice battles while also being mangoes so Ango is not lonely in his Mango Clan. Every mango water viking has done amazing and showed amazing dedication by doing great tactics and perfect forms! Well done WV! Keep it up!
MAX: 22 | AVG: 20
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You Call Yourselves Leaders?
Posted on January 22, 2026 by Cobra
Important Note: While I am sure many people at WV express similar opinions here, this was written on my own accord and I did not even run it past anyone at WV. This is a representation of my opinion. If I say something that might hurt your feelings a bit, don’t hold it against WV as a whole. Fling your poop at me instead. I also wrote this post not trying to be overly philosophical, so do not expect me to break down things with Aristotelean logic.
If you are aware of my career, you’ll know I’m no stranger to war. I had a pretty major presence in warfare back in 2017-2019, and even though I was more lowkey in 2023-2024 EGCP, I still played an essential role in all of EGCP’s wars like I did in the generation prior. However, I’m also no stranger to avoiding warfare. When I was active in Water Vikings, I only had one war in mind that I wanted: a war with DCP. I worked to have WV be in a situation where a war against a large DCP would still have decent odds for us. However, by the time that WV was in a stage where I felt increasingly confident in our abilities to carry out the war, DCP was exploding internally and I did not feel that comfortable beating a dead horse. I changed my plan to simply not engage in warfare altogether and focus on preserving internal energy and momentum for the Legends Cup tournament that was around the corner. This, for us, was the right move as even though we did not win Legends Cup, I’m quite certain we wouldn’t have been the second best army that tournament without that strategy in mind. To achieve that strategy, I definitely did play a part in placing WV in a spot where we were allied with the other majors, to serve as a means of keeping beef low so we could preserve energy. I know many are not a fan of that strategy, but nevertheless it paid off.
Following Legends Cup, we were still at our peak and were really only challenged by RPF for that period. We had a plan to fight a war against Aliens, for which I drafted up a series of preparations required to do such. I did not blatantly support pulling the trigger and left it up to my co-leaders and HCOM, as my activity was decreasing, hence the document that they could follow to prepare for the war. We ultimately did not go for the war.
The point of this context is just to illustrate that I can understand why some majors avoid war outright, and absolutely understand why we go to war. I’ve played both sides of this situation and therefore I feel I have the insight to speak on the situation at hand.
This post is being written following the war against Aliens and Scarlet Republic, where we gave support to the Army of Club Penguin’s war effort. What motivated this post specifically was the pathetic exit of the war by Aliens and Scarlet Republic, as you can read here. This was following a controversy that they conveniently exploited to try to gain pity and justification for their surrender, which is detailed more in this CPA post here. I do not intend on breaking down the points leading to their surrender, because all of the “issues” they brought up were mentioned in my response in the Water Vikings server (which again, is funny because it appears that only Aliens were the ones really pedaling this issue because most people have enough reading comprehension and contextual understanding to understand our war declaration post). I’m intending to point out how: the point has been proven.
I had to add this as a side note because I was laughing reading this. I did not know Billy Bawb judged a battle against Aliens with us, but this isn’t even the battle that I was taking issue with specifically. I love the lack of reading comprehension on our post LOL. You can see the actual referenced battle here
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Welcome to the Jungle
Posted on January 21, 2026 by Cobra
It’s a cold morning in January. Billy, the CPA Judge, checks his Discord and sees a battle between the Water Vikings and the SWEET LITTLE ALIENS that has yet to be claimed. Of course, like all CPA judges, his schedule is free and he feels today would be a good day to not pretend he has something better to do. So, he accepts.
Fast forward 5 hours, it is time for the battle. IT IS ON!
Sizes are similar… tactics are fast, formations… creative. Wow, it’s insane. Honestly, it might be a close battle. Perhaps Aliens-WV-TIE… maybe it should go to overtime?
Then Billy thought for a moment. You know, I actually don’t like that Aaron guy at Water Vikings cause he’s fat… and honestly… Aliens are just so sweet… Come on, they need a motivation boost so their next sweep loss against RPF doesn’t hurt as bad… they’re just so sweet. They make me tingle in ways I haven’t before…
So what if was close? I’m sure we could find an excuse…
Yikes… that is rather close. Hmmm, but they’re just so sweet and innocent and the truest of true. I promise, I’m not feeble, I just love them. <3
Billy looks over and sees a bottle of Johnson’s Baby Oil on the desk. Billy chuckles to himself and opens the bottle. He begins rubbing the baby oil all over the screen, all over the Aliens penguins, and goes manic. He says to himself… you know what, I think it’s an Alien sweep. They’re just so sweet :3
And thus, the Water Vikings were yet again scorned in battle against the Aliens.
Ah… man. I thought it was going to be over by now. I guess not.
To all Water Vikings, our friend the Army of Club Penguin was recently attacked by the SWEET LITTLE ALIENS and quite honestly, I think we all have had enough of the baby oil that is rubbed all over them every time they do something. We stand by on business, it is time to do our duty as allies.
Aliens, if you truly want to conquer this world, you best learn how to traverse a jungle. Baby oil cannot save you here.
Welcome to the Jungle
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All jokes aside, we are entering a conflict against the Aliens and Scarlet Republic to defend our good friends, the Army of Club Penguin. This was a long time coming, and I’m sure many of you will be excited for this moment. Remember, no baby oil.
I. We are joining the current conflict on the side of the Army of Club Penguin against the Aliens and Scarlet Republic.
II. All CPA map war rules apply throughout this war. Breakage of these rules results in a term violation.
III. Any breakage of the General Battle Terms is not allowed, resulting in a term violation.
IV. Only official judges from the Club Penguin Army Judges (CPAJ) organization are allowed to judge, and all battles will utilize said judging organization.
V. Any merge will be deemed invalid by either army and will constitute a term violation.
VI. All battles must occur on Club Penguin Armies Battleground; no other CPPS may be used. Battles scheduled outside of this CPPS will be deemed invalid.
VIII. All war battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance with the Club Penguin Armies League, and all land will be locked. Any battles scheduled that do not meet this criteria will be deemed invalid.
IX. If any term violations occur, or if all land is captured, the army that broke it automatically surrenders this war, and the winning side may impose a treaty.
(stolen right from Daniel, ty)
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