Welcome to WV! We are the strongest, multi-divisional army. We have soldiers from all over the world and we need YOU! Join our Discord and represent your continent on the battlefield! You'll be part of the most legendary organization in Club Penguin History. FEAR THE WAVE! ~Water Vikings Leaders
Well would you look at that. You’ve likely found the Box Dimension after joining the game for April Fool’s day, and now you find yourself needing some help with it’s maze. Either that or you need to find the maze in the first place. Either way, I’m here to point to you where everything is. Be prepared to find some new pins and costumes!
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Hello Vikings! Today, on the first week of April, we took flight with our Club Penguin Journeyfriends on Sleet! As we get ready to heaten up for summer, we took flight on Plaza, later moving to the Snow Forts, before sadly having our servers shut down by the developers for this month’s catalog.
It’s safe to say that this event gathered some traction. We pushed into some of our all-time Club Penguin Journey performances, despite the biggest joke being on us by the developers ( :E4: ). Just like that, we take a bigger step into fueling the wave… or air in this case.
After unpopular demand we have returned! Welcome to the Phroshtbytte show, the only show where despite being a comedy, laughing at it isn’t socially acceptable. Somehow I’ve survived another wave of school which leaves me with so much undiagnosed schizophrenia that I’m now here making fun of either children, the elderly, or the morbidly obease. Now usually in this show, we pride on not repeating aaronstone fat jokes but not because it takes creative geniusness to do so… Mostly because I’m due for phroshtbytte episodes
To celebrate our colonial overlords, Club Penguin Journey, today’s audio comes from a CPJ Party… but which one? Make sure to spam my dms with the answer so many times this meta joke becomes pointless.
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Hello Vikings! As the third month of the year comes to a close, the Water Vikings prepare themselves for a fight for March Madness Bronze with a regularly scheduled EU event. We found ourselves on Frostbite, Iceberg and wadelled to the Cove to warm up our flippers.
Things were quite consistent today, as we were constantly hovering around the 20-mark today, with 22 Vikings being today’s record! We also saw our fair share of new crew join the event, with both Amad and Lovely Assistaff being awareded Featured Troop Of The Event for their will to partake on today’s calm before tomorrow’s storm against the Templars. Let’s aim for bigger dreams tomorrow, Vikings!
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Hello Vikings! On the 8th day of March, 2026, the Water Vikings started their March Madness campaign versus the newly opened Cryo Vanguards. We reunited after last year’s run in Ice Breaker, starting on Iceberg, and then starting the fight in the Cove.
However, it seems that we may have scared our opponents too much before battling, as they didn’t show up. Bummer. Despite that, we still showed up in droves, with 37 Vikings at once being our record! We also saw new troops partake in the fun! Specifically, Lippoutou, who has been awarded Featured Troop Of The Event for his contribution on today’s battle! Keep holding strong Vikings, an intergalactic afair is next as were facing the Aliens!
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital —A new catalog has dropped on Club Penguin Journey! In this guide, you’ll find all the secret items in this catalog, and how many coins to spend. Let’s see what we have for this month’s fashion!
WE’RE SO BACK! Welcome to the Phroshtbytte Show everyone! The show where creativity goes to die, gets burried and then dug out to revive memories of 6-months old incidents! You might wonder if I had died of old age yet, but here I am, alive and kicking my desire to lash out on every current HCOM member! Don’t let this introduction decieve you, this is indeed real! I would try to be unique but sadly I had to sell all of that to be able to afford my quotas this month!
As for today’s audio, your challange is to guess what peice of media does it come from, oooooooo… Your tip is that it comes from a list of… somethings… that recently sent something that “sucked”. DM it to me if you bother to check this part, do people even remember?
Welcome to another edition of Weekly Awards! This week was quite the special one; it was the final awards of the month, and even the year (although there are also the End of Year awards). Because of this, we decided to have a joint Viking of the Week award, and both of those winners were also given the Rookie of the Month award. Enjoy these special interviews below, along with the Staff and Chatter of this week.
Oh hey this show still exists? Sweet, I guess. Welcome to the Phroshtbytte Show! The only show in the Water Vikings that can’t afford more then 2 members to work on it! The comedy has far expired its expiration date, but we will still try to make comedy that isn’t counting how many multilogs sit inside of Buddy’s closet! (the number is 12, if anyone is wondering). Usually I have something in this part of the text, but ango’s accent is currently drowning my reading capabilities (remind me to never pick the hello of the day to be fr*nch ever again).
For the audio, as my attempt at a christmas gift, if you correctly guess where the audio is from, you get to have the cookies I stole from santa, horray! You also get this stash of CPAB alt accounts to commit even more multilogging!
Hello, Water Vikings!As part of our month-long anniversary celebration, we’re launching a limited edition column that looks back at the currents that shaped the Water Vikings across the years. Each piece will spotlight someone who helped steer the army during a different era, letting us trace how their decisions pushed the tide forward. While this series continues, I’m interviewing King Hazard and Adden, pioneers of the Water Vikings’ greatest generations in the 2014-2016 era of the community. While the original Club Penguin came to a dawn, these names, along with others, cement themselves within the strongest, weather in major tournament runs or even war.
Your hello of the day is:
