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What could I possibly do a 1am in a rainy sunday? Why write this episode of course! Welcome to the Phroshtbytte show, the show thats more hype than product! This time instead of counting how many french jokes we do over here, to celebrate our 10th edition in the air, we’re gonna sell our entire Show’s team to the corporate overlords in HCOV! Sorry if you’re finding out this way, no one will hear you scream as aaron keeps munching on chinese food! So for this edition I’m giving myself 1 hour to write everything! Tricky challenge I know!
For today’s edition, you’ll get the calm soothing voice of the Beach Boys to celebrate the lovely summer we’ve all definetly had! Right… right? Either way, don’t get trapped inside Thalia’s fatfolds and you’re good for the month…
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital – Hello Vikings! This years’ Legends Cup was one marked not only by the recruiting or mentoring contributions of everyone, but also by the artistic ones! Water Vikings has always had a soft spot for artists, letting them doodle whatever for funsies, incluiding for WV!
However after waiting an entire month after the start and end of Legends Cup XVI, we present to you the Winners of the LC Propaganda Art Contest! I’ll let you know beforehand that for every category the winners were decided by a neutral jury (people who didn’t participate). We saw some pretty good submissions across the tournament, and we have 12 winning submission! let’s see who cooked.
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital – Hello Vikings! On the very first day of August, the Water Vikings (purple day) marched onto Legends Cup XVI to face off Help Force to get ourselves the first podium medal since 2022!
During the event we had about 45 strong vikings to clash against HF’s 30 which lead to an onesided affair. Thanks to our clearer visability and better formations, we were able to win all three rooms and proclaim ourselves as the 3rd Placers of this year’s major summer tournament!
Alone on a saturday afternoon? Have no fear, the Phroshtbytte Show is here, the place where all Club Penguin humor goes to die. We make sure that every episode features the discombobulated remains of Rookie after accidentally getting inside a meat grinder, while no one’s yet to ask what the point of the mask is. While the summer sun is trying to melt me into water (vikings), I present to you yet another unfunny list of headlines, or something like that. To the people saying this meta humor of not taking yourself seriously isn’t funny, you’re objectivly correct! Ninth time’s the charm.
For today’s audio, you have to guess which Water Viking Troop I stole this from! If you come to me with the correct answer, your prices range between one fourth of a Subaru, one of B2’s chess peices, and an automatic subscription to Viking Commander +. Viking Commander +, the only subscription that forces you into recruiting 50 kids before getting any perks.
What’s good my unemployed penguins. The Phroshtbytte show is back from a hibernation of, blood, sweat and tears over exams! In yet another episode where we attempt to make comedy that doesn’t count how many multilogs the Templars have (we won’t attempt it), I question my sanity further as I am at the brink of cancelling myself on air. How do I survive? Good question, there isn’t an answer, shut up child.
Today’s audio guess thing game project is gonna be World Cup themed, because football is life. You have to guess which team scored from the comentators reaction! (Tip: they’re lowkey favorites)
After an eternity, the phroshtbytte show is back on air! This time with less jokes revolving around aaronstone’s sweat armpits, or how north macedonian is Stefan. Yours trully is in the middle of a great depression (blame school), so I might as well remind everyone that I exist by being a difficult chap and totally not a word I can’t say in this website. Why do I keep torturing myself? I don’t know, I think it reminds me that there are people that are still doing worst off (like half the people on this server).
To celebrate the return of the greatest leader of Water Vikings (I’m not actually a leader), I bring you a song made by YOURS TRULLY for your listening. Have fun chat
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Hello Vikings! On the first day of may, Water Vikings gave to me… Wait i’m in the wrong month, sorry guys :(. Either way, we gathered for our ninja week on Club Penguin Journey, Sleet, where we spent the day roaming around on our kimono outfits. We bounced from Plaza, to Town, to the Nightlcub, to the Snow Forts and after that, it was time for a Fire Cart-Jitsu Tournament!
The tournament went pretty well, with the podiumists, Marsh, Sarah and Ellz, getting the Featured Troop of the Event award for their skills at fire cartjitsuing (neat).
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital: Hello Vikings! In a pretty historic saturday for our conflict against the Templars, we mark our third victory out of 4 battles! After camping in the server , we fought against the crusaders in the Cove, the Docks, and the Forest before marking a clean sweep against the yellow ones. With this, we’ve taken the territory of Xat from the Templars!
Well would you look at that. You’ve likely found the Box Dimension after joining the game for April Fool’s day, and now you find yourself needing some help with it’s maze. Either that or you need to find the maze in the first place. Either way, I’m here to point to you where everything is. Be prepared to find some new pins and costumes!
Frostbite, Water Vikings Capital — Hello Vikings! Today, on the first week of April, we took flight with our Club Penguin Journeyfriends on Sleet! As we get ready to heaten up for summer, we took flight on Plaza, later moving to the Snow Forts, before sadly having our servers shut down by the developers for this month’s catalog.
It’s safe to say that this event gathered some traction. We pushed into some of our all-time Club Penguin Journey performances, despite the biggest joke being on us by the developers ( :E4: ). Just like that, we take a bigger step into fueling the wave… or air in this case.
