Your hello of the day is: Yassas Vikings!

What could I possibly do a 1am in a rainy sunday? Why write this episode of course! Welcome to the Phroshtbytte show, the show thats more hype than product! This time instead of counting how many french jokes we do over here, to celebrate our 10th edition in the air, we’re gonna sell our entire Show’s team to the corporate overlords in HCOV! Sorry if you’re finding out this way, no one will hear you scream as aaron keeps munching on chinese food! So for this edition I’m giving myself 1 hour to write everything! Tricky challenge I know!

For today’s edition, you’ll get the calm soothing voice of the Beach Boys to celebrate the lovely summer we’ve all definetly had! Right… right? Either way, don’t get trapped inside Thalia’s fatfolds and you’re good for the month…

Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.

BREAKING NEWS: GET READY TO SPEAK SPANISH BUDDY

In a recent study made by the same people who told you you could drink Tide Pods, the Main servers of Frostbite, Parka and South Pole have registered over 7821% of their population being of latino decent. As a result, we’ve had to make some serious questions about if we should give spanish rights to people in WV. Our top spanishologist, Escotious Vientesetium, has assured us that this trend is “not a coincidence, hombre” and to “get ready to learn spanish buddy”.

But why exactly is this a suprise? Do we think the vikings spoke english? Hvat um vatnvíkingana fær oss at hyggja, at þeir mæli ensku? Þeir eru greiniliga ólíkir ǫðrum víkingum, sem af smáatriðum, svá sem þeir eru tíu fóta háir mörgæsir ok bera gífurliga staðalímyndaða víkingahjálma. Hygg ek alvarlega, at nǫkkurr muni finna þýðinguna at þessu, ván ek eigi. We also went TO spain and saw this. Coincidence? (This bit is way more funnier if you don’t translate it)

NEWS OF BREAKING: BALDAVIRUS OUTBREAKS FROM DARCI’S SOUP

In a moment of terror as Darci chose to eat a soup for the first time, It was infected with the ever-so dangerous “chud” virus. While a carrier of several defects, such as a lack of “life”, one of these is the vanishment of your hair. No one knows as to why this happens, but I like to think this is because the “chud” virus is actually just baldavirus. Baldavirus was discovered by Aaronstone in 2012, when he lost his first water viking egirl. He felt symptoms after loosing his first true “pookie” which included eating up fridges until they were “Bald”

I tried to talk to darci about this “fe-no-ni-man” but nothing seemed to work. The greatest side-effect had reached him. A gigantic lack of balls. Suddendly everywhere I looked, darci lost the ability to confront the truth, choosing to not answer the glorious Phroshtbytte News People, and instead hide in fear from realities of greater magnitude. It did me a big cry, and a big pee in my pants.

5 THINGS TO DO WHEN

Welcome to the show of the show. 5 Things to do when is a segment where people are asked a question (or I pretend to save time), about something that I dont know.

The question was: Not naming Darci, who will die first of Baldavirus? (its extremely deadly btw I forgot to say)

The Vikings answered…

1. Isagi

2. HCOM, just all of them

3. Pingo

4. Pingo, again

5. Aaronstone

Congrats on winning in this completly real edition! Bonus points if you guessed “Pingo, again”, I’m sure the Kalshi betters are gonna be pissed!

BONUS FUN STUFF

This is where I dump whatever was in starboard, art or memes. No ifs no butts (I think)

aw dang it I wanted BERT BURGERS and DROWN IN CHEESE

Look I dont know what to say either ok? After 10 episodes you start losing ideas

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Aaronball (those who know)

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Well this challenge STINKED! I didnt even get to be funny, remind me to NEVER MAKE THIS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR!11!!!! I hate timezones sometimes… Oh what august ends in a WEEK? Well too bad lol lmao im posting this NOW! yOU CANNOT STOP ME I HAVE FREE WILL IM ONE IN A KRILLION

PingoBoiii <- made this post

Viking Lord

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