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Phroshtbytte Show: Episode 9 (Legends Cup Special)

Your hello of the day is: Alo Vikings!

Alone on a saturday afternoon? Have no fear, the Phroshtbytte Show is here, the place where all Club Penguin humor goes to die. We make sure that every episode features the discombobulated remains of Rookie after accidentally getting inside a meat grinder, while no one’s yet to ask what the point of the mask is. While the summer sun is trying to melt me into water (vikings), I present to you yet another unfunny list of headlines, or something like that. To the people saying this meta humor of not taking yourself seriously isn’t funny, you’re objectivly correct! Ninth time’s the charm.

For today’s audio, you have to guess which Water Viking Troop I stole this from! If you come to me with the correct answer, your prices range between one fourth of a Subaru, one of B2’s chess peices, and an automatic subscription to Viking Commander +. Viking Commander +, the only subscription that forces you into recruiting 50 kids before getting any perks.

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Phroshtbytte Show: Episode 8

 

Your hello of the day is: Helló Vikings!

What’s good my unemployed penguins. The Phroshtbytte show is back from a hibernation of, blood, sweat and tears over exams! In yet another episode where we attempt to make comedy that doesn’t count how many multilogs the Templars have (we won’t attempt it), I question my sanity further as I am at the brink of cancelling myself on air. How do I survive? Good question, there isn’t an answer, shut up child.

Today’s audio guess thing game project is gonna be World Cup themed, because football is life. You have to guess which team scored from the comentators reaction! (Tip: they’re lowkey favorites)

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