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Postmortem of Around-the-World Cup II

AN ADDRESS FROM THE

REIGNING DUKE OF SPARKLE

 Is this microphone even on?

Hilsener, WV!

Glory to you, my fellow compatriots. It’s been a year since I’ve posted on this website, and even longer since I addressed you in my letters to the Vervetkorps (enlistees) of this great army. By the time of this post’s release, I have likely already given my live speech to you all regarding the army, but I am also aware that I cannot cover every point in one sitting, and I want to leave wisdom for anyone not present.

Chapter I. Valor of the Vikings

Firstly, I’d to commend both the troops of this army and its staff for the consistent growth leading up to the tournament and during it. Starting with the previous week. For the first time in a long time, the Water Vikings consistently maxed 25 or above for all of that week’s events. While it is true it was a low quantity of 3 events, I believe all rises needs to start somewhere. It’s been a long time I’ve seen this. The victory against the Doritos that week too was commendable, and I give my props to Escot, Rye, Dillon, and Cobra.

In particular, I’d like to give a special commendation to the High Command stepping up in such a big way this tournament with leading. Dillon looks as great as ever and the three leaders-in-training—Escot, Trails, and Mato—have held down the fort especially including today’s AUSIA. I’ve seen them grow especially as leadership figures this tournament and should they continue to stay with WV, I have confidence that when leadership feels they are ready, they shall don the purpur robes of leadership.

This is signs of leadership and initiative—positive reinforcement of troops learning a new skill

Additionally, many Vikings of all ranks recruited hard this tournament. In particular, Stefan, Vill, Saber, Chey, Ango, Trails, Pogchampo, and Cabin all did amazing jobs recruiting. Stefan, an officer that was previously relatively reserved, has broken out in a significant way since doing the Viking Academy and has gotten 19 recruits since May 17. Pogchampo has been retired for multiple years and eclipsed 31 recruits in that span. And Saber, as a troop, has recruited and registered tons of troops. Obviously times have changed, but years ago getting 5 recruits as a troop was a quick to a triple-promotion. Saber is on a fast-track to staff. Same with Ango.

The medal system has been inactive for some time and is going to be revamped when HCOV finishes the Hall of Fame reforms this summer, but as a reminder for both Viking Commanders and even High Command, they can recommend any troop or veteran who contributed heavily to a tournament effort for the Bronze Service Cross. I do not wish to overstep, so it is the army’s discretion to discuss who can get that medal, but I implore the army to recognize those who went above and beyond.

Chapter II. Tribulations of the Tired

And yet, despite the great work of our troops, I come with wisdom. I won’t sugarcoat what has happened: the Aliens battle was less than ideal. Max 29 in a normal event is phenomenal and even for our US it is still decent. The buddy system had some difficulties that battle but still proved to be quite useful at times, so I don’t know if we were even significantly tactically inferior to Aliens. We were outclassed by size, and that’s okay, but okay for this tournament. My brothers-in-arms, if we want to win Legends Cup, we cannot have the lack of hype we had.

Everything I said above about the hard work isn’t false at all. Fact of the matter is we HAVE the potential to do better. And in the recent memory that ringed true. We hit with a bang in Candy Crusher and it isn’t that long gone we won March Madness and Christmas Chaos even with slightly lower sizes. I want to say that this army is better than when I led and has a far higher ceiling than I ever did. Now it is time to unlock it.

RPF will be the army to beat, but we’ve bested them when it matters.

Doritos are destabilizing but will eventually bounce back. We need to fight them like we did 2 weeks ago.

ACP is always good and we can’t count them out.

Let us not forget Help Force was in the Legends Cup finals last year. Was it not too long ago that we broke our losing curse with them, though?

This cannot happen again.

Noting all that, Aliens we can NO LONGER underestimate. They are not purely a Club Penguin Journey army; they are an army that will end our rule prematurely if we continue to underestimate them like we did. This is my exhortative to the army I once led to success: do not count out any army, major or not, just like how they count us out.

People see us as an inflated S/M army when we are much more than that. I am so proud in our army’s work, especially this tournament. But just because this tournament is over doesn’t mean we end the work. Imagine if Legends Cup was next week (it won’t but treat it like it was). What would you do? This is my message to the leaders, to the High Command, and any troops to take the initiative. Gather your peers to do projects even if you don’t have sanction from your superiors. Reach out to our troops encouraging them about Legends Cup.

As Aaronstone once said to Koloway when talking about Legends Cup, “I want it more than anyone else.” We ended up going to the finals and would’ve won had it not been for an unprecedented Templars run (whom might’ve had some help from some balanced breakfast…)

Chapter III. Conclusion

This is what I leave you with. The progress we made is what we should’ve done. Now it is time to compliment that success further with more hard work. And that starts today. Winning Legends Cup won’t take complicated planning (although it absolutely will help). Rather, it takes initiative-taking.

To the incoming class of Viking Academy, the class before you did amazing and the fruits of their labors have already been seen. As long as you regularly attend (which I advise you to), you will leap frog the others before you. All staff should compete against one another to do better than the other without becoming self-centered. The army does better when one’s success breeds another and vice versa.

To my successors at the helm of the leadership, you are doing great and I feel you need to hear it from me. Just continue to get more involved as the troops will follow suit in your action. Do your own speeches, your own competitions, whatever it may be. You lead and the others follow.

As said above for the High Command but really any troops, encourage and contact troops recently. Bean, Nerdy, Saber, Le Poisson Steve, Lyve, MiiO, among so many others have amazing upstarts of recent memory. But what about Certified Uncertified, Derek, Yuv, and Knucklefat?

Maybe you know these names, but likely you do not. I don’t even know all of those people other than maybe the name. And that says something. If you got someone registered/welcomed, check the #cpab-registrations-and-logging channel and check up on them. Have them chat a bit in WV or ask how they are. Try to ease them into attending. Retention is our biggest problem right now and that must change. I encourage any staff member to ask permission to accomplish their own project to contact those troops. Just because the retention committee isn’t set-up yet doesn’t mean we should do nothing.

Light in Darkness

p.s. i forgot my signature still says viking commander v_v do not mind, I’m only HCOV

[EU] February Practice Battle vs. ACP


[EU] FEBRUARY PRACTICE BATTLE VS. ACP
March 2nd, 2023
Led by Dino
Post Written by Cabin and Dino

Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Ice Breaker, CPABattleground, for an EU! Great work WV!


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[AUSIA] Photo Day II

 


[AUSIA] PHOTO DAY II
March 2nd, 2023
Led by Df44 and Cabin
Post Written by Dino

Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Ice Breaker, CPABattleground, for an AUSIA event! Great work WV!


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[AM] Zuko War Camp


[AM] ZUKO WAR CAMP
March 1st, 2023
Led by Dino
Post Written by Dino

Hilsener, WV!

Friday we logged onto Ice Breaker, CPABattleground, for an AM event! Great work WV!


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[EU] Airbender Takeover


[EU] AIRBENDER TAKEOVER
February 28th, 2023
Led by Dino
Post Written by Dino

Hilsener, WV!

Wednesday we logged onto Ice Breaker, CPABattleground, for an EU! Great work WV!


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waaaaaa wv betrayed us as allies waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaa

Waaaaaa WV betrayed EGCP because they were afraid of being beaten by an alliance but now we’re winning yet WV pussied out waaaaa 😭😭😭😭😭

We stood up for you despite your alliance with Dark Vikings and your disqualification from your solo war with ACP. We stood up for you even when it was wrong to. Our golden age in May ended prematurely because we and RPF bailed you out in tiresome battles that you almost choked even with the size advantage due to rough leading (me and Aaron even gave you pointers on how to improve which you ignored anyways).

We honestly damaged our global reputation and standing because we actually valued you. We did ALL of this because you actually cared about you as allies. But now you want to spin the narrative when it is conveniant? Fuck off.

You rejected our help and did this to yourself. We’ve had to put with your bottled hatred of us during the infamous Alabama Plan (WHICH DIDN’T EVEN NEGATIVELY AFFECT YOU, BTW LOL). And even despite that we treated you with respect even when you couldn’t reciprocate it back (like how we stepped outside of our comfort zone for an “AUSIA battle” at a different time and you nearly no-showed). We actually saw you almost like brothers like with RPF, but I guess that was all in vein.

The Water Vikings formally designate the Elite Guardians as an enemy army. This does not mean we are at war (see:Fiende til hæren” classification on our Empire page), but any formal foreign relations are indefinitely suspended going forward. And before you accuse us of wanting to start beef/wanting a war, stop bringing us into beef that doesn’t involve us in the first place lol. Your zealotry and over-pride has only been destructive for you this generation, especially when you constantly hurl subtle (and not-so-subtle) jabs at us both after the World War and especially now.

P.S. Don’t equate armies to terrorist regimes. Bluesockwa1 made a good post about this.

[EU] WATER VIKINGS ARE CHRISTMAS CHAOS CHAMPIONS

 


[EU] WATER VIKINGS ARE CHRISTMAS CHAOS CHAMPIONS
December 30th, 2023
Led by Dino, Cabin, and Aaronstone
Post Written by Dino

I just got one thing to say, you know, everybody was wondering what would happen if the Rangers didn’t win the World Series. I guess we’ll never know.
— Corey Seager

Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Klondike, CPABattleground, for an EU battle. But it was no ordinary battle. We logged onto CPABattleground for the Christmas Chaos Finals. No one expected us to make it to the finals, and even when we did a lot of people thought we might lose this. EGCP outmaxed us as expected. And yet, despite ALL odds, we defeated EGCP. We have finally won our first major tournament outside of the Champions Cup in 2021.

This was only possible due to all of you. ALL of you. A lot of people will just say that for the sake of it but man, every single one of you mattered. Being outmaxed wasn’t great but even if just one of you chose not to attend, we wouldn’t have won. I dedicate this to all of you. I love all of you guys. Thanks to ALL who attended!


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Statement Re: Community War on EGCP

For immediate release, addressed to the Water Vikings and the Army Community:

As of writing this statement, 4 armies—the Army of Club Penguin, People’s Imperial Confederation, Templars of Club Penguin, and Coup Crusaders—declared a state of war against our allies, the Elite Guardians of Club Penguin. In their declarations is a set of multiple charges, some of which are genuinely concerning and deserve to be admonished. The Water Vikings were informed of some (but not all) of the evidence days in advance which we found appalling.

Despite allies being allowed, the Water Vikings will not be directly intervening in the war on EGCP’s side nor will we be providing troops to help EGCP. Whilst we heavily condemn the character assassination on Edu14463, we are unable to look past other valid issues. Not only that, but we have felt that our alliance with EGCP has waned since World War 9.

Originally only declaring war on ACP in a preemptive decision to prevent a fledging new, revived EGCP from being attacked from what EGCP described as “ACP imperialism”, we have felt EGCP has ironically become the very thing they asked to stop. The stress we and our brother allies, the RPF, dealt with when collaborating with EGCP in BSA left irreconcilable diplomatic agendas. It did not help that EGCP pursued an alliance with the Dark Vikings and did not listen to us when advising them to avoid controversy.

WV has enjoyed repairing relations with the PICCP and TCP, and do not believe prostituting ourselves for allies who have not listened to us makes any sense whatsoever. It feels like being spit in the face after we naively felt EGCP would listen to our advice on how to not get into controversy. We will not be intervening in a war that not only has no gain for WV, but would be extremely naive to enable EGCP’s actions. We do not believe EGCP deserves to be thrown out of the community and still affirm our camaraderie with their army. However, we believe EGCP has brought this upon themselves and must learn the hard way after we have tried to bail them out on numerous occasions.

We remain solely committed to winning Christmas Chaos, and we hope to see all WV veterans attend as we look to make history.

P.S. WV always had intentions of making this statement, but purposely waited for declarations to drop. I have conveyed this to TCP leader Dawnables contrary to public opinion. I personally wanted WV HCOM to review before dropping. We do not tolerate the unnecessary slander, especially since if we had sided with EGCP we would’ve provided them the proof we were shown in advance.

Authorized by,

Dinorewrited
First Minister

Mabel
Second Minister

[US] RIP DINO’S LUNGS

 


[US] RIP DINO’S LUNGS
November 10th, 2023
Led by Dino
Post Written by Dino

Hilsener, WV!

Today we logged onto Ice Breaker, CPABattleground, for an US event to try and save my lungs due to respiratory lung failure. SADLY, my lungs failed. 🙁 We still did good, though! Great work WV!


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