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[BREAKING] WV hijacked by mean girls and femboys

WTF IS GOING ON THEY EVEN GOT STEVOS AND WHO IS THIS DRQUEEN IMPOSTER????

SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY. THEY’RE PLAYING JUSTIN BIEBER AND SHANIA TWAIN WE ARE COOKED

TOTAL HCOV VICTORY #RIPBOZO

Hey, Water Vikings!

It is I, Cobra, your favorite micromanager here at WV. I am so glad to announce that Bryce and Buddy have successfully led us to victory in destroying the Templars! So much so that they surrendered before the war even finished!

No, but, seriously. I’m very pleased with how this war came out. We had a lot of fun and WV hasn’t felt this united since Legends Cup of last year… I guess the Templars got the opposite of what they wanted. It is tradition for me to do a war review, reviewing the best moments/memes from the war. I hope you all enjoy it and cherish these memories forever, we made history.

FINAL SCORE: 13 – 0, WATER VIKINGS

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[AUSIA] The Unction: Defense of North Pole – 04/16/26

Morning, WV!

In the waking hours, we faced the Templars as they attempted to invade our land, North Pole, as part of the wider ongoing conflict. We were initially worried about who exactly would lead, as our lovely leader Lydia did not wake up as her phone imploded and prevented her from waking up. Fearing that I would be the sole leader today, two members of the WV wack pack stepped forth and sought to provide assistance.

And therefore, for the meme, we decided to turn this battle into the Unction. The ultimate battle where three retired WV/CPA legends took on current unc Sidie9 in the battle of all time. With over 20 WV against similar forces of Templars, we successfully swept them in battle, against all odds. Yes, that in fact does mean that Bret defeated Sidie9 in 2026. Great work to everyone today.

MAX: 24 | AVG: 22

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[BREAKING] Brethart222 Defeats AUSIA Legend Sidie9 in 2026

Frosbite, WV Capital – In a shocking turn of events, on the morning of 16 April 2026, UMA legend Brethart222 successfully defeated Sidie9 (current leader of Templars as of writing) in a battle inside of the currently ongoing WV-TCP war. This came at a major shock as current WV leader Stevos bet 50 dollars that Dillon could not do it, yet he did it. 

Bret leading some tactics

Said room that Bret was leading

Battle results

We sat down Brethart222 for an exclusive interview regarding this amazing achievement.


Ocean Oracle: What are your thoughts on your amazing victory against Sidie9 in 2026?

Brethart222:

“I think the fact that WV pulled 3 old guys out of their asses to lead a WV event in 2026 and getting a clean sweep on active leaders is proof that sidie is a dogshit leader”

Ocean Oracle: Did you ever imagine yourself in this moment?

Brethart222:

“Yes I imagine beating the shit out of templars regularly”

Ocean Oracle: Do you intend on defeating Sidie9 again in the future?

Brethart222:

“of course, it was so easy why not do it again?”

Ocean Oracle: Thoughts on the 2017 legends lineup?

Brethart222:

“Move cookky and cookky to major and it is perfect”

Ocean Oracle: Any additional comments?

Brethart222:


As you can see, Brethart is very passionate about his victory. He is an inspiration for many of others to battle 9 years after their peak year to defeat a super unc Templars leader.

What do YOU think? Is Brethart legend material after this victory? Should Templars close? Is Stevos wrong for doubting Brethart? Let us know!

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Kanye West – BULLY Review

Evening, Water Vikings!

One of the biggest releases of 2026 thus far – rapper, producer, songwriter, singer, VISIONARY Kanye Omari West now known as Ye has released his next non-collaborative album since 2022 after numerous months of delay and controversy. In an attempt to apologize for his spree of antisemitism, Mr. West returns to his old ways, delivering an album that is refreshing in 2026, yet full of call-backs to his many styles over the past two decades. Read on for more and listen here.

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been a while since I took a green colored poop

You Call Yourselves Leaders?

Important Note: While I am sure many people at WV express similar opinions here, this was written on my own accord and I did not even run it past anyone at WV. This is a representation of my opinion. If I say something that might hurt your feelings a bit, don’t hold it against WV as a whole. Fling your poop at me instead. I also wrote this post not trying to be overly philosophical, so do not expect me to break down things with Aristotelean logic.

If you are aware of my career, you’ll know I’m no stranger to war. I had a pretty major presence in warfare back in 2017-2019, and even though I was more lowkey in 2023-2024 EGCP, I still played an essential role in all of EGCP’s wars like I did in the generation prior. However, I’m also no stranger to avoiding warfare. When I was active in Water Vikings, I only had one war in mind that I wanted: a war with DCP. I worked to have WV be in a situation where a war against a large DCP would still have decent odds for us. However, by the time that WV was in a stage where I felt increasingly confident in our abilities to carry out the war, DCP was exploding internally and I did not feel that comfortable beating a dead horse. I changed my plan to simply not engage in warfare altogether and focus on preserving internal energy and momentum for the Legends Cup tournament that was around the corner. This, for us, was the right move as even though we did not win Legends Cup, I’m quite certain we wouldn’t have been the second best army that tournament without that strategy in mind. To achieve that strategy, I definitely did play a part in placing WV in a spot where we were allied with the other majors, to serve as a means of keeping beef low so we could preserve energy. I know many are not a fan of that strategy, but nevertheless it paid off.

Following Legends Cup, we were still at our peak and were really only challenged by RPF for that period. We had a plan to fight a war against Aliens, for which I drafted up a series of preparations required to do such. I did not blatantly support pulling the trigger and left it up to my co-leaders and HCOM, as my activity was decreasing, hence the document that they could follow to prepare for the war. We ultimately did not go for the war.

The point of this context is just to illustrate that I can understand why some majors avoid war outright, and absolutely understand why we go to war. I’ve played both sides of this situation and therefore I feel I have the insight to speak on the situation at hand.

This post is being written following the war against Aliens and Scarlet Republic, where we gave support to the Army of Club Penguin’s war effort. What motivated this post specifically was the pathetic exit of the war by Aliens and Scarlet Republic, as you can read here. This was following a controversy that they conveniently exploited to try to gain pity and justification for their surrender, which is detailed more in this CPA post here. I do not intend on breaking down the points leading to their surrender, because all of the “issues” they brought up were mentioned in my response in the Water Vikings server (which again, is funny because it appears that only Aliens were the ones really pedaling this issue because most people have enough reading comprehension and contextual understanding to understand our war declaration post). I’m intending to point out how: the point has been proven.

I had to add this as a side note because I was laughing reading this. I did not know Billy Bawb judged a battle against Aliens with us, but this isn’t even the battle that I was taking issue with specifically. I love the lack of reading comprehension on our post LOL. You can see the actual referenced battle here

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Welcome to the Jungle

It’s a cold morning in January. Billy, the CPA Judge, checks his Discord and sees a battle between the Water Vikings and the SWEET LITTLE ALIENS that has yet to be claimed. Of course, like all CPA judges, his schedule is free and he feels today would be a good day to not pretend he has something better to do. So, he accepts.

Fast forward 5 hours, it is time for the battle. IT IS ON!

Sizes are similar… tactics are fast, formations… creative. Wow, it’s insane. Honestly, it might be a close battle. Perhaps Aliens-WV-TIE… maybe it should go to overtime?

Then Billy thought for a moment. You know, I actually don’t like that Aaron guy at Water Vikings cause he’s fat… and honestly… Aliens are just so sweet… Come on, they need a motivation boost so their next sweep loss against RPF doesn’t hurt as bad… they’re just so sweet. They make me tingle in ways I haven’t before…

So what if was close? I’m sure we could find an excuse…

Yikes… that is rather close. Hmmm, but they’re just so sweet and innocent and the truest of true. I promise, I’m not feeble, I just love them. <3

Billy looks over and sees a bottle of Johnson’s Baby Oil on the desk. Billy chuckles to himself and opens the bottle. He begins rubbing the baby oil all over the screen, all over the Aliens penguins, and goes manic. He says to himself… you know what, I think it’s an Alien sweep. They’re just so sweet :3

And thus, the Water Vikings were yet again scorned in battle against the Aliens.

Ah… man. I thought it was going to be over by now. I guess not. 

To all Water Vikings, our friend the Army of Club Penguin was recently attacked by the SWEET LITTLE ALIENS and quite honestly, I think we all have had enough of the baby oil that is rubbed all over them every time they do something. We stand by on business, it is time to do our duty as allies.

Aliens, if you truly want to conquer this world, you best learn how to traverse a jungle. Baby oil cannot save you here.

Welcome to the Jungle

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All jokes aside, we are entering a conflict against the Aliens and Scarlet Republic to defend our good friends, the Army of Club Penguin. This was a long time coming, and I’m sure many of you will be excited for this moment. Remember, no baby oil.

 

I. We are joining the current conflict on the side of the Army of Club Penguin against the Aliens and Scarlet Republic.
II. All CPA map war rules apply throughout this war. Breakage of these rules results in a term violation.
III. Any breakage of the General Battle Terms is not allowed, resulting in a term violation.
IV. Only official judges from the Club Penguin Army Judges (CPAJ) organization are allowed to judge, and all battles will utilize said judging organization.
V. Any merge will be deemed invalid by either army and will constitute a term violation.
VI. All battles must occur on Club Penguin Armies Battleground; no other CPPS may be used. Battles scheduled outside of this CPPS will be deemed invalid.
VIII. All war battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance with the Club Penguin Armies League, and all land will be locked. Any battles scheduled that do not meet this criteria will be deemed invalid.
IX. If any term violations occur, or if all land is captured, the army that broke it automatically surrenders this war, and the winning side may impose a treaty.

(stolen right from Daniel, ty)

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Viking Commanders

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Viking General (LiT)

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Raven
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Buddy
Bryce

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