Hey sweeties! Welcome to the Cats and Pancakes Show! ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ Unfortunately, I have to study, which is the reason why I didn’t post this episode before… OF COURSE, I DID MISS YOU A LOT!! Anyways, I hope you are doing great! Today’s theme was also suggested by one of the vikings and I thought a lot about it, I must say, it was easier than the others (this show requires unemployment and creativity)! And today we’ll be evaluating our HCOM or Higher Command members and the theme is …. (drums drums!)

If the HCOM were a movie, what genre of movie would they be?

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Kath

Kath would be a drama movie, not because she’s dramatic, because kath could be anything but dramatic, ey you should be asking “but Leo, that makes no sense, are you ok?” Yes, i am, thank you for asking and that was a great question! Although Kath isn’t dramatic (at all), she always ends up involved in everything, not in a bad way, but as a staff, I find it crazy how Kath can keep up with so many things, cpj, retention, media, she’s EVERYWHERE, and it simply reminds me of some drama movies (I might like them a little too much hehe).

But Kath is amazing, she’s genuinely a great person to talk with, always worried about everyone, she cares a lot about water vikings. A good drama movie has serious moments, emotional moments, funny moments, and knows when to be lighthearted and when to be serious, that’s basically Kath!

Anyways! Kath has created a drama once… A BIG ONE, I’m not sure if you remember, but one day, Kath asked whether she should bake a Red Velvet cake or an oreo cheesecake, this discussion lasted for a while, a big while, everyone was arguing about it! People were voting… It was concerning..

 

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Thalia

I think it’s pretty obvious, comedy. IN MY OPINION, Thalia is naturally funny, I love talking with her, because she can keep a conversation serious and entertaining at the same time. You can start with a completely normal topic, something serious, something important, something that absolutely should stay on track, but then Thalia spawns and puff, the chat turns into something else (not in a bad way).

You know those comedies where every time a certain character appears on screen, you already know something entertaining is about to happen? That’s Thalia.

And the worst part is that it’s never forced, some people try really hard to be funny, she simply exists and somehow the funny moments keep happening around her…

What makes Thalia even funnier is that she’s genuinely helpful, you can always count on her when you need something, but somehow she still finds a way to make it more enjoyable, more entertaining.

Because of this allegations, I decided to ask some Vikings questions related to this very serious topic.

 

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Spin

Honestly, it was a bit hard to come up with this, but Spin would be a mystery movie. I consider Spin a quiet person, he doesn’t say much, he doesn’t reveal much. He’s around quite a lot actually, but it doesn’t mean he talks a lot, and honestly, that’s not even a bad thing, at least he isn’t calling me “Asian Leo“.

In fact, if Spin were a book, half the pages would be missing, the other half would be encrypted, and somehow he’d still expect you to understand the plot (like he expected me to understand the magic of leading an event, I didn’t).

But the moment he appears, there is one thing that’s almost guaranteed: poor Ellz is about to have a bad day. They bully each other, and everyone knows about it, everyone has witnessed it, no one is suprised about it…

 

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Darci

Hear me out, Darci would be a fantasy movie, not because he lives in a castle (he does live in a castle), fights dragons, or goes on magical quests, but because he’s Darci. (got it?)

For example, despite being very clearly a guy, there’s still a big part of the Vikings who keep calling him a girl (Darcia). I don’t know how this started, I don’t know why it continues to happen, but people constantly call him that. That’s fantasy (also known as hallucinations).

Also, he willingly watches Miraculous Ladybug, a huge fan (apparently) nothing against it, I used to like it a lot when I was younger, but it’s… Interesting. At this point, I’m convinced he spends his free time in a magical kingdom where Ladybug is real and Olivia Rodrigo is the national anthem!

So, I did ask Darci about this… Here’s the answer (cough cough):

Darci: I envision my dream castle to be massive with at least 365 bedrooms (one for each day of the year). It should have 80 floors with a slide going from the highest floor to the ground. Each floor will require a magic spell to enter and if you get it wrong, you get blasted by Hades and sent to Antarctica to die of hypothermia.

My national anthem will be something along the lines of the lyrics for the cure!!

All the pretty girls

In the foreground of my mind

I thought I’d done enough

But they keep moving the line

I thought I found the antidote, this time

I thought I found the antidote, this time

And all the nights I spent

Fighting bad thoughts in my room

Feeling so alone, might as well be on the moon

I thought I found the antidote with you

I thought I found the antidote with you

But my head is full of poison

And my heart is full of doubt

I got toxins in my bloodstream

You tried hard to suck ’em out

And it feels like medication

And it’s good for me, I’m sure

But it don’t matter how your love feels, anymore

It’ll never be the cure

It’ll never be the cure

Used to play a game in my head

When I’d date a guy

Tally up the girls that he fucked

‘Til I start to cry

I thought I found the antidote, this time

I thought I found the antidote, this time

But I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled)

I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled)

I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled)

I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled)

And my head is full of poison

And my heart is full of doubt

I got toxins in my bloodstream

You tried hard to suck ’em out

And it feels like medication

And it’s good for me, I’m sure

But it don’t matter how your love feels, anymore

It’ll never be the cure

It’ll never be the cure, oh

‘Cause, baby, I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled)

I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled)

I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled)

I’m unraveled (I’m unraveled, I’m unraveled)

Why can’t you come stitch me up? (I’m unraveled)

Why can’t it ever be enough? (I’m unraveled)

Why can’t you come stitch me up? (Ah-ooh-oh)

Why can’t it ever be enough? (Enough)

It’s not enough

All because my head is full of poison

And my heart is full of doubt

I got toxins in my bloodstream

You tried so hard to suck out

And it feels like medication (I’m unraveled)

And it’s good for me, I’m sure (I’m unraveled)

But it don’t matter how your love feels, anymore (I’m unraveled)

It’ll never be the cure

It’ll never be the cure

It’ll never be the cureeeeeeee

I guess, he does live in a castle!

 

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Ayeeti

Ayeeti, Ayeeti, Ayeeti, why do I feel that he’s gonna threaten me in the most dramatic and horrifying way possible after reading this… So I think that answers the question, he would be an horror movie

(The writer blinks twice) 

Do I really need to explain? He threatens EVERYONE, no exceptions, no one can deny it, it’s a fact. The thing is, he acts so casually saying things like this, that it just makes it more concerning… You wake up, check the server, and there’s a decent chance Ayeeti has already threatened at least three people before breakfast.

And most people join a conversation and say something normal, like:

“Hi.”

“Hello.”

“What’s up?”

Ayeeti, however, has rejected these social norms entirely, instead, he’ll randomly appear out of nowhere and say:

“Good heavens, this tomfoolery has left me rather exasperated.” 

Every horror movie has a warning sign before disaster strikes: a creepy noise, a dark hallway, a mysterious figure standing in the distance, for us, it’s that sentence.

The moment you read it, you already know the plot has begun, you don’t know who’s getting threatened, you don’t know why they’re getting threatened, but you know somebody’s about to have a very unfortunate day.

And just like every good horror movie villain, he always comes back for the sequel. Honestly, if Ayeeti went a full week without threatening somebody, I’d be more concerned than if he threatened me directly…

Anyways, OF COURSE, I talked with Ayeeti’s best friend COUGH COUGH, Ango, a Viking Veteran!

Spam Leo’s DMS if you want to suggest other themes for this show! 🐈 (leo.someone, not leobaba btw)

WOAH WOAH, IS THAT A CAT, IS THAT A CAT, I LIKE PANCAKES, I ATE PANCAKES YESTERDAY, DO YOU WANT PANCAKES?

Leo

Viking Guard

 

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