Your hello of the day is: Hola Vikings!

*burps* Uh hey there welcome to another edition of the show of all time. If you don’t know what is the Phroshtbytte Show, it’s where all comedy goes to die. Specifically, where all comedy is replaced with fat jokes and Aaronstone42. Now aperently there’s this tournament called “Christmas Chaos” I’m suppost to talk about but I can’t be asked. This episode also includes whatever I find inside of my eardrums after Isagi shattered them by VC leading. If todays episode is shorter then usual, assume its because im legally deaf now.

Instead of audio for today’s segment, you get to look at a stale image of an image that will be funnier then the entire episode (HA HA GET IT IM AWKWARD AND QUIRKY AND NOT FUNNY, LAUGH NOW)

Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.

BREAKING NEWS: CHRISTMAS CHAOS TO BE RENAMED TO “BERTMAS BHAOS”

To the based chads of the Water Vikings, we could recognize that Club Penguin Armies was desperate for ideas. With Christmas Chaos to be in the hands of wee vee after maxing 45033+ on the opps, CPA has gone ahead of the curve to rename this to “not be a christmas chaos”. Of course this feeds the idea that CPA is secretly ran by big Alien and big Rebel to buy CPAJ.

 

Of course I had to dm Bert himself to confirm the news. While I’m only doing this cause “trust me bro” isn’t a valid source, let’s see his answer…

I can’t believe it. The CPA mafia got to him. This is an element of a conspiracy theory you see, RPF and Aliens have manipulated Christmas Chaos into being Bertmas Bhaos because theyre AFRAID OF THE WAVE you see? Why else would they approve this, remember they definetly own CPA and im not being schizophrenic!

 

BREAKING NEWS: ANGO KIDNAPPED BY FRENCH ALIENS

For the longest of time, we believed that people who claimed they were belgian had some mental issue. This also applies to Quebec for the 4 people who remember BuddyWV. The biggest consensus was that they were too afraid to say they were french online so they made up a new nation. However, we’ve reported that one of these “fake froggies” was kidnapped…

Thanks to the giant french flag and even gianter moustaches, we know these aliens are from “France”.  Because of this, we’ve contacted every alien we could to clarify the situation, but due to budget cuts, we could only afford one. We also found these war plans dropped by the biggest UFO. It had the inicials “A.M.S.” written on it. We think this means “Ayour Mom Slol” and isn’t relevent to anyone in the planet of Earth.

We also didn’t get a responce, probably because Kath still doesnt know how to speak earthish yet.

5 THINGS TO DO WHEN

This is the segment of the Phroshtbytte episode where I send a random question to a bunch of peoples dm’s and the top 5 answers are sent here. If you want to participate, simply hide the rest of the screen from your view and see if your answer is in the top 5. If it is not, then you are probably washed.

The question was: What would YOU do for a Christmas Chaos Victory?

The Vikings answered…

1. Tax fraud

2. Good question idk

3. Bribe the judges

4. Do people even bother factchecking if these answers are trully made by diferent people?

5. Your m-

Congratulations if your answer was here! Special congratulations to you if you managed to correctly guess that I might replace this with something that can be done in less than 40 days. Just kidding. 5 things to do when is imortal.

BONUS FUN STUFF

This is the segment of either images stolen from other posts or off the #art channel that I found hillarious (sometimes I may just post random stuff that I made cause why not).

A lot of videos today for some reason, let’s cram them all here, enjoy this montage.

Thanks Cabin!

My mind wasn’t created to imagine such possibilities.

Someone drew this in main-chat, I think it was torosofa. It’s cool congrats on being here.

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Well thats another episode down the tube. Not sure what to say here outside of viva Club Penguin Journey, my birthday is in 4 days and rye bread is STILL old. Thanks for bothering to scroll down here in hopes of finding something amusing, I can confirm it was time well wasted.

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