Alright, my dearest Vikings. As your honorary chismosa, I have been bestowed with the amazing opportunity of bringing you this monthly recounting of everything that goes on within the Water Vikings server, so you never lose track of what’s happening around here. Whether it’s wholesome, chaotic or downright questionable, you’ll never have to miss out because you’ll get the context right here, even from the sources themselves!
But that’s not all, my dear children. Since I do know more than just disclose people’s chisme, I’ll also be answering your questions, sharing a little unsolicited advice (whether you asked for it or not) and introducing you to an artist or band worth adding to your playlists. Consider this your monthly dose of WV tea, questionable life-coaching and musical enlightenment. You’re welcome.
Without further ado (or like Isagi says, FUTHER), let’s get to it!
Artwork by the amazing Starzy <3
Chismes of the Month
Unexpected Romantic Change
The Love Triangle between Cobra, Ango and Darci has now become a Love Square. Yes, you heard it right. Our favorite throuple has now become a quadrouple with it’s newest member being no other than my favorite person to bully: Snow. Unexpected? Maybe. But boy, do they seem to be going strong, especially after Ango recently accepted to get back together with Cobra after deciding to, very publicly, call it quits in Main Chat. I wish the very best for this unexpected quartet, and may their love venture into beautiful places.
Ango’s confirmation of his matrimony with Cobra.
A very public declaration of their love triangle.
Cobra speaking on his devotion for Darci.
A new bombshell has entered the villa!
Snow seems to be forgetting Darci, but we have his confirmation regardless.
Here’s Ango’s opinion on the matter:
Well, it definitely feels weird! I got used to the throuple thing, even if that meant Cobra could cheat on me a bit more, but now it’s a quadrouple? I didn’t even know that word existed! But, as long as everyone’s happy I guess… I hope it doesn’t turn into a… word that comes after quadrouple.
A Short Lived Return
After having been retired for 5 years, Superhero123 made an unexpected return to his role as Viking Commander, after Mabel and Dino took the decision that he needed to make a comeback (without his consent). It was very short lived sadly, as when he came to realize that he was back in power, he took the decision to step down after only 10 minutes of his return.
Superhero123’s realization that he was leader again.
The announcement that he was retiring after a long 10 minute run.
Thumb Thumb Vikings
Even though we are known for liking feet and toes in the WV server, there was a switch up: a few of us became thumbs. Apparently, Snow has never seen Spy Kids (criminal, I know) so the existence of the Thumb Thumbs were brought to his attention and well, the rest is history. He decided to make us turn into an army of Thumb Thumbs, even adding me without my knowledge. I love that we continue to honor SarahDaGinger‘s thumb pizza in some way, even if so much time has passed.
Thumb Thumb Vikings.
Sarah’s thumb pizza in question.
Jess’s comment on the matter:
This was just one of those… MOMENTS that happen in WV. Chat is rolling like crazy, we’re in VC, and all of a sudden something comes up. You ask one question, and here comes someone with the most random shit ever. Next thing I know I’m back in my childhood as a character that frightened me. But that’s what I love about WV. You never know what to expect!
Question of the Month
What’s your most controversial or unpopular opinion about WV?
Honestly, we don’t have enough autism hours. This is a quintessential aspect of our community, I say BRING BACK PJAYO 2!!
Advice of the Month
As any good Tia and yapper, I also have a couple of words of advice: Always remember, even the biggest of poops started somewhere. Don’t underestimate small beginnings!
Artist/Band of the Month
Starting off strong as it’s the very first edition of Chisme con la Tía Emjay, the artist of the month is: Jeff Buckley! A personal favorite of mine. If you’re into jazzy, soft, melancholic rock mixed with an angelic voice, he’s the perfect fit for you. Here are my personal recommendations:
★ Lover, You Should’ve Come Over
★ If You Knew
★ Everybody Here Wants You
Poop of the Month
Since we all love a good poop in WV, I’ll dedicate one section to the best poop mention of the month. Here’s my pick for this first edition. Congrats to Lydia for the Poop of the Month! She’s incredibly passionate about poop, so I had to give her the mention for the very first edition.
Expressing her passion for poop in her job.
Have a question, a confession, or some unhinged occurrence in main chat you need context on or consider its worth the monthly mention, or even a music recommendation? Be sure to DM it to me! All chisme is welcome.
See you in the next edition, my fellow chismosos!
Emjay ―୨୧⋆ ˚ Viking Lord