Your hello of the day is: Helló Vikings!
What’s good my unemployed penguins. The Phroshtbytte show is back from a hibernation of, blood, sweat and tears over exams! In yet another episode where we attempt to make comedy that doesn’t count how many multilogs the Templars have (we won’t attempt it), I question my sanity further as I am at the brink of cancelling myself on air. How do I survive? Good question, there isn’t an answer, shut up child.
Today’s audio guess thing game project is gonna be World Cup themed, because football is life. You have to guess which team scored from the comentators reaction! (Tip: they’re lowkey favorites)
Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: “INTERNATIONAL LAUGH AT THE TEMPLARS DAY” BECOMES GLOBAL
It is with great pleasure that, an activity that unites not only Water Vikings but the community as a whole will become globally celebrated across the world. International laugh at the Templars day is hosted everytime the Water Vikings remind the Templars that they tcpee. A universal reminder that the Templars can’t pass 3 months without getting caught multilogging.
As the templarians misery brings universal joy to children in times of need, the UN followed. It has declared the day as a global event, i.e. celebrated across the world. A statement by loyal Water Viking, Antonio Gueterres, was issued.
“Weather its a battle, war, or tournament win, these events remind us of humanity as whole. They give a beacon of hope to people who haven’t dedicated their life to yellow penguins on their alt accounts. We must cherish these days of victory. No nation that wishes for prosperity should ever celebrate a “templars victory”, whatever that is. Sidie stinks.”
BREAKING NEWS: AUSIA DIVISION SOLD TO TEMU OF CP
Let’s be honest, no one in AUSIA is real. The continents of Asia and Oceania were made by Spin to speedrun promotions by promoting a fake division. We did however dump a bunch of money into recruiting people in this division so… we need to sell it. If we don’t sell it, we will literally have to sell WV back to Golden Guardians.
The only offers were from Temu. They need more children to work on their factories, which we have. As per the treaty, every person registered as an ausian person will be placed into the South African Factories of Temu. You’ll be producing shoes for Aaronstone‘s 63rd arrival to court after consuming a family of 4. Sorry not sorry! I would write more but 从法律上讲，我每次谈到铁木的时候都必须说中文。
5 THINGS TO DO WHEN
Its time for the sulfuric acid after drinking pounds of water into your body. 5 Things to do when is a segment where people are asked a question (or not) and they have to answer. If your answer is also here, congrats you win.
The question was: How fat is… What would you do for a Legends Cup trophy?
The Vikings answered…
1. Coup WV leaders
2. Coup WV leaders
3. Coup WV HCOM
4. Coup WV leaders
5. Coup WV leaders
Congrats on winning in this totally legit edition, you schizophrenic! You’re lucky Cabo Verde only tied, cause if they had lost, id write even meaner things!
BONUS FUN STUFF
This is where I dump whatever funny memes got into starboard while I was on holiday I guess
This one’s for all the frenchspeakers, I have no idea what it is saying and I need help!
“Hi, Vikings!” taken literatly
Friendly reminder that Isagi might be a little special, but thats okay 💓
Please do not touch the coffee, I need it to write this
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I admit it, this show will literally never end. Even if it ends up like the Simpsons where it will spend more time in limbo thinking of its golden generation, it breaths. GGs on trying to end this now, I need to start thinking about 1 year anniversary Phroshtbytte now. Jeez, hope you’ve laughed atleast once, lol.
PingoBoiii <- made this post
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