Your hello of the day is: Zdravo Vikings!
After an eternity, the phroshtbytte show is back on air! This time with less jokes revolving around aaronstone’s sweat armpits, or how north macedonian is Stefan. Yours trully is in the middle of a great depression (blame school), so I might as well remind everyone that I exist by being a difficult chap and totally not a word I can’t say in this website. Why do I keep torturing myself? I don’t know, I think it reminds me that there are people that are still doing worst off (like half the people on this server).
To celebrate the return of the greatest leader of Water Vikings (I’m not actually a leader), I bring you a song made by YOURS TRULLY for your listening. Have fun chat
Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: KATH DIES AFTER HEART ATTACK DUE TO “TOO MANY BAGUETTES”
It was a tragic day last week as Kath, aged 62, was pronounced dead after suffering a lifelong condition of being a “frog”. It is said that her family, which probably consists of mimes with a big moustache, have been mourning this passing by producing only half as many baguettes, a common french version of the half-flying flag in moments of mourning
Her passing has resulted in several reactions from the CPA Community. I alone am one of them. For example, profound multilogger and baguette connoisseur, BuddyWV, has responded with tragedy to the news. According to icantlieasawesbite.com, with a “Je lan’t believe sheaux is dêad, shoaeux waz a very especiaux pérson in c’est vie.”. CPA Cameramen tried to enter the old house of kath, but it is gone, likely as someone else must’ve ate it. It is also rumered the baguette was posioned with “American BBQ sauce”, scaling tensions between both nationalities.
This is a picture of a baguette with BBQ sauce.
BREAKING NEWS: WATER VIKINGS UNIFORM CHANGES
In April somethingth of 2026, Water Vikings voted on three options. Either A, keep their hockey stick, B, switch it to the guitar, or M, otorbike. The motorbike was loudly voted as the favorite between the three, gaining a massive 107% of the toll.
This change will cause several changes to the WV constitution. Due to pollution laws, any other vehicles will be banned, such as mobility scooters, used by 84% of the population of WV. Frostbite Mayor, “Bert Dillon”, has called the change to be “cringe” and “im crying”. Due to so much polution, the CPA map has had water levels raise as much as 52 cheeseburgers. Cities such as Tundra, the CPA isles, and downtown Frostbite have had to exacuate from their bases. Scientists are calling this change a “big uh oh”.
Rip bros
BREAKING NEWS: BERT HAS AQUIRED PEAK
This is literally it, im just making more jokes this time because I feel like it, haha. Get it? He got a club penguin item, and posted it into a club penguin server to a club penguin community? Aren’t I the funniest person in the world now, haha… you know I have things to do right?
5 THINGS TO DO WHEN
Its time for Phroshtbytte’s vegetables after the chicken nuggets, the imortal 5 things to do when… I sure wonder what will today’s question be, I haven’t had time to think about it hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm let’s see here….
The question was: How fat is… What would you… Aaronstone did… what to the McDonald’s… no no, Burger King, yeah… What did Aaronstone do to the Burger King… employee?
The Vikings answered…
1. [This answer has been removed by your local provider due to obscene comments of a political official]
2. (identitcal crisis)
3. Cheesed to meet you, HAH.
4. huh
5. Tamanna qanoq oqaaseqartiginersoq aamma nalunngiliuk?
Congrats on winning if your answer is here. Double congrats if you somehow guessed the language was… You’ll never know unless you work for it, fatty!
BONUS FUN STUFF
This is the part where I stick in whatever media I like the most from whatever abandoned Gas Station I can find in Jerusalem, Water Vikings, even if it was made in 199- (jurassic park music plays)
Remember, French things are scary.
But at what cost, me?
#PingoForPresident (if you can’t tell, I ran out of things to send here)
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Were in the seventh edition already? Wow I’m getting old… Oh well, time for more fart jokes next time, c’yall until then… or not, frankly whenever I feel like showing up to “work” instead of work. Fear the dihydrogen monoxide, peeps. Eurovision.
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