After unpopular demand we have returned! Welcome to the Phroshtbytte show, the only show where despite being a comedy, laughing at it isn’t socially acceptable. Somehow I’ve survived another wave of school which leaves me with so much undiagnosed schizophrenia that I’m now here making fun of either children, the elderly, or the morbidly obease. Now usually in this show, we pride on not repeating aaronstone fat jokes but not because it takes creative geniusness to do so… Mostly because I’m due for phroshtbytte episodes
To celebrate our colonial overlords, Club Penguin Journey, today’s audio comes from a CPJ Party… but which one? Make sure to spam my dms with the answer so many times this meta joke becomes pointless.
Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: EVERYONE IS TIRED OF ESCOT’S SELFIES
A disturbing pattern has risen from our favourite hermano of the community. It seems that he can’t go more than 2 hours before having to nervously ask if his selfies had aura. Everywhere I go, I see his face. Now usually if you do this, you’re sending diferent pictures, right? That’s what I thought as well until I was informed via my most trusted source, “myeyebal.ls”, that this somehow wasn’t the case.
Can you seriously believe these are 4 diferent messages? When I found out these were 4 diferent message (of course after 13 hours of me trying to find out), I started projectile vomiting all over my computer. The thought that someone would send something so many times made me die inside. Worst part is that it started to spread between everyone. All of this over someone that looks like a glorified teardrop btw.
Now you might think that if everyone is wearing this selfie, surely that means no one is tired of it… That’s not a question because you know the answer. However I have the perfect rebuttal to those foolish enough to think so.
That’s right, according to this very real screenshot, Escot told everyone to wear his selfie or we’re banned. I’m currently awaiting my ban because I’m too cool to wear his selfie. Now I don’t know about you but after this message, our staff promptly told this guy to eat paint. I’d show screenshots but trust me bro.
BREAKING NEWS: we forgor april fools let me do it
cough cough cough
BREAKING NEWS: BOXMEN VIKINGS MAX A BOXILION IN BOX DIMENSION
After the failiure of Water Vikings to host a bloody proper april fools event, that task has been left to yours trully to maximize. We must teach the children about the glory of cardboard boxes, packages and foldable squares. Using my super secret tactic of “Greatly Improving My Personality”, a boxilion people were found on the Box Dimension, now called Boxland. Refusal to call it so will cause in prision time.
The greatness of the cardboard will be shown to the entire world. You might wonder why the hell would I brand WV into Boxmen Vikings instead of Boxmen of Boxland, but thats because I don’t wanna get sued by Boxmen of Boxland. I interviewed leader Escot to reflect his thoughts about this new era of Boxmen power.
5 THINGS TO DO WHEN
I know its tax season, but there are only two things confirmed in life, death and 5 things to do when. This episode, I had to get an answer from the box dimension, and after translating its screams into english, heres the question
The question was: Box?
The Vikings answered…
1. box?
2. hmmmmmmm
3. (Blocked me)
4. huh
5. Do people still read these?
Congrats on winning if your answer is here. Double congrats if you somehow guessed that someone would block me from this question!
BONUS FUN STUFF
This is the part where I stick in whatever media I like the most from whatever trash can in Frostbite I can find. This time, everything is outdated as hell!
Fat boy does fat things
I love pakistan, do you love pakistan?
Most sane March Madness battle
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Plants vs. Zombies is a video game franchise created by George Fan. The series follows the affiliates of David “Crazy Dave” Blazing as they use his plants to defend against a zombie invasion, led by Dr. Edgar George Zomboss. The first game, Plants vs Zombies (2009), was developed by PopCap Seattle and released by PopCap Games before being acquired by Electronic Arts (EA).
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Holy outdated am I right? (cues 5 diferent laughing tracks). Anyways, heres to another episode of Water Vikings’ most irrelivent series. One day, someone will have the guts to cancel it, but while no one has it, the show must go on… see you guys in like 2 months/ half joking
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