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Cats and Pancakes – If HCOV’S Were Fast Food Chains

  • Leo

    • Hello Vikings! Welcome to the Cats and Pancakes Show. As most of you should know, I’m Leo and I’ve realized that I’m unemployed enough to write this, so here I am, since this is the first episode, It will be a little more informal… And if you’re wondering why this name, I simply chose it because those are two essential things in my life (totally)- Well, moving on, on this first episode, the theme will be …. (drums) 

    If HCOV’s were fast food chains, which one would they be?

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    Cobra

    To be honest, I thought about this for quite a while, but I came to a conclusion: Cobra would be Taco Bell. You need to think about it deeply to understand it, Cobra is all fun and jokes but he can be serious too as surprising as it may be…
    And everything he does is stabbing people, I feel like people begin to get tired of this and I don’t know how you feel about Taco Bell, but when I eat there, I always order the same menu, and somehow I keep going to that place to eat, it’s just like when I open main-chat and Cobra’s there, everything i see is:
    People get tired of it, but it’s Cobra, there’s nothing we can do about it….

    For a better understanding of the situation, I decided to ask Cobra about these accusations, hoping to obtain important information.

    I’ll take this as a yes.
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    Claire

     

    Claire, well… during this research, I found out that Claire is vegetarian which left me shocked, all of a sudden I changed my opinion about her fast food chain, and decided that Claire would be Subway.
    Subway is a cool place to eat at, it’s very chill actually, I feel like we should have more Subways in Portugal, it’s a shame. And I think that we should also have more people like Claire, for those who don’t know her very well, she’s super super super kind she’s also one of our best welcomers and I feel very welcomed when I go to Subway, especially because they never got my order wrong, which, unfortunately, has happened to me lots of times… (I’m getting tired of McDonald’s forgetting my ketchup every time I go there)
    “But Leo, if Claire is vegetarian, shouldn’t she get another Fast Food Chain” well, no, I like Subway, I better not see Subway hate…
    Leo finding out that Claire is vegetarian (shocking)
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    Raven

     

    Raven is definitely KFC. We all know he loves spamming the main chat, especially when it comes to pinging the mods. Nothing builds character more than seeing 5 notifications, opening main-chat and realizing it’s just Raven pinging the Officer role again. According to my brain, Raven must like the bucket meals in KFC, like when he thinks “why send one message if I can send 20” in KFC is “why order a simple meal when I can order a family-sized combo”.

    Now some of you may ask, “Leo, how is KFC chaotic?”, dear Vikings, KFC is a great place to eat at. However, every single time I go there, there are at least three kids screaming, one table arguing, someone dropping fries, whatever… It’s never peaceful, I hope I’m not the only one going through this…
    Raven’s announcement, super important
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    Aaronstone

    I think we all know what I’m about to say… It’s not even “what fast food chain would Aaron be” it’s more like “what fast food chain is Aaron… We all know the answer for this one, he is McDonald’s, he has eaten so many times there, that he’s basically made of McDonald’s.

    This doesn’t even require much information, we all know about his obsession for food (besides fish, wise words from Aaronstone). I mean I’ve seen Aaron arguing about the best McDonald’s meal in main-chat… This is not a surprise.
    It’s no coincidence that everyone knows about this problem. These aren’t accusations anymore, they’re facts, even Aaronstone himself has admitted it, when he made an announcement, pinging more than 10k people, just to say that he had received a McDonald’s gift card…

    And every time you go to McDonald’s, don’t tell him about it, or you might not even get the chance to eat, when the reward is food, Aaron can run faster than Usain Bolt.

    Aaronstone attempting to steal Darci’s food

    Note: Did you know that in Portugal, we don’t write “Meow”, we actually write it as “Miau”
    Also note that if you have a theme that you think I should write my next post on, DM me!

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    Leo

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