Your hello of the day is: Hallo Vikings!
WE’RE SO BACK! Welcome to the Phroshtbytte Show everyone! The show where creativity goes to die, gets burried and then dug out to revive memories of 6-months old incidents! You might wonder if I had died of old age yet, but here I am, alive and kicking my desire to lash out on every current HCOM member! Don’t let this introduction decieve you, this is indeed real! I would try to be unique but sadly I had to sell all of that to be able to afford my quotas this month!
As for today’s audio, your challange is to guess what peice of media does it come from, oooooooo… Your tip is that it comes from a list of… somethings… that recently sent something that “sucked”. DM it to me if you bother to check this part, do people even remember?
Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: WATER VIKINGS SUE CHATGPT FOR KILLING WV CADETS
Ever since christmas, the Water Vikings had noticed more and more people “vanish” from the server. Many of them say they left to go to illogical places such as “school” or “work”, but in the land of the unemployed, these answers were simply not true. The “Stupidly Longnamed and Pointlessly Expensive Group of Fine Dressed and Well Prepared Individuals for the Protection of Individuals and Vikings Alike” force, or SLPEGFDWPIPIVA, started an investigation for what could be hapening on Frostbite Street.
The horrors of our colleages being used to generate ai slop were shocking. The Water Vikings wasn’t gonna let such third party thinkers, absolute clankaholics take advantage of us. These tincans needed to be put to court and trails for their crimes against penguinkind. Our newer members as well… We tried to reach, his frenchness, Ango, for an answer to this situation.
It seems that Ango is too scared to say the truth, likely as the WV lawyer team has advised members to do so. Here in the Phroshtbytte Show, we will keep coverage of this situation…
Well aperently he answered yes. Well you made my ending look bad 🙁
BREAKING NEWS: WV ANNOUNCES VIKING LORD HUNGER GAMES
For some reason I don’t understand, this army has like 48 diferent people as “Viking Lord”. Leadership has also realize that is “stupid”, so to fix the problem, every single Viking Lord will have to fight for the death in the Viking Lord Hunger Games, themed after main-chat’s favorite game, with only 1 person being allowed to keep the title of Viking Lord. You want to be Viking Lord? Fight to the death. That right, die or be killed by the ultimate Viking Lord.
This news will effect Water Vikings greatly, as tough times make strong penguins. May this finally fix the problem of staff being “inactive” by thereatning them with violence? A timeless responce by the leadership confirms so.
Mhm totally, yep.
5 THINGS TO DO WHEN
There are 2 things confirmed in life, Death and 5 things to do when (the IRS can’t catch me, even if they tried.) This is the part where I send a random question to a bunch of peoples dm’s and the top 5 answers (or realistically, the first 5 answers), are sent here.
The question was: Is Chat GPT Responsible for killing WV People?
The Vikings answered…
1. a gif of two Squid Game constestants celebrating
2. No, it’s your mom
3. Senslay is real and will find you in your dreams if you were a naughty kid.
4. 
5. DEATH PENALTYYYYYYYY
Congrats on winning if your answer is here. Double congrats if you somehow guessed that senslay, squid game and the death penalty would all be here.
BONUS FUN STUFF
This is the part where I stick in whatever media I like the most from random Water Vikings stuff (stolen or not).
today’s bonus fun stuff is brought to you by gubby
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Meet Bert. He is a special person from the state of Indiana. This is all my lawyers let me talk about him today.
That feeling when uh when erm ermmmm that uh when you uhhhhh
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Heres to another episode of a heap of hot trash. I’ll see you all after I lose my savings betting that the courtcase will be dismissed due to “lack of evidence” (sheeple). Expect me to return making these more often, sandwiched in between the CPJ posts, god bless Baldence.
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