Your hello of the day is: B*nj*ur Vikings!
Oh hey this show still exists? Sweet, I guess. Welcome to the Phroshtbytte Show! The only show in the Water Vikings that can’t afford more then 2 members to work on it! The comedy has far expired its expiration date, but we will still try to make comedy that isn’t counting how many multilogs sit inside of Buddy’s closet! (the number is 12, if anyone is wondering). Usually I have something in this part of the text, but ango’s accent is currently drowning my reading capabilities (remind me to never pick the hello of the day to be fr*nch ever again).
For the audio, as my attempt at a christmas gift, if you correctly guess where the audio is from, you get to have the cookies I stole from santa, horray! You also get this stash of CPAB alt accounts to commit even more multilogging!
Viewer Description: The views portraid in the Phroshtbytte Show are not the same ones shared by the Water Vikings and is a work of Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: AARON’S 2010 FRIEND FOUND IN DINOSAUR FOSSIL
Researchers from “Your Mom Paleontology” have recently discovered a new species of dinosaur near the Frostbite server in CPAB. It is called “fatviquinolus multilogus”. While evil creatures such as “Staff quotas”, “responsability” and “your mom again” will convince you this discovery was fabricated by big CPA, we can tell this was trully aaronstone’s old friend.
We contacted aaronballs to see his reaction to the situation. We believe that his name was actually “Water Viking Multilog 167” due to engravings in his “Xat account”. Don’t ask us what it means, we don’t know either. We believe that Xat was cough medicine taken by those above the age of 65, meaning this fossil is “old”.
Aaronstone seems very happy to have found his old friend. Another massive victory for Phroshtbytte and the “Your Mom Paleontology”. We are aware that we are all going to WV prision for breaking rule 7, but “skill issue”.
BREAKING NEWS: SANTA CLAUS SHOT DOWN BY ALIENS
A tragedy marks Christmas Eve, as Santa Claus, aged 2062, was shot dead infront of millions by an alien of green skin. We believe this conflict to have been fueled by green on green crime soaring in the past milliseconds, as from before and after he shot him, exactly 1 death was announced. Club Penguin characters wept, as the CPJ Holiday Party mourns this unfortunant situation. But just as there doesn’t seem to be justice, an unlikely hero emerges.
Reports a “Six Seven Tree”, likely from santa’s workshop, has started to harass any lookalike penguins in any territory. We don’t know its intentions or its reasoning, but after being dmmed this after looking at CPJ, I might have enough theories to fake it as truth in a Phroshtbytte episode.
No one in CPJ is safe, as long as you don’t wear it’s blue. Sadly for this either innocent troop or the killer of Saint Nicolas, the Six Seven Tree struck, making it impossible to not get affected, or worst, turn into a second Six Seven Tree. It ain’t easy being green, but it sure isnt now, thanks to the killing. 6. 7. 6. 7. 6. 7. 6. 7. 6. 7. 6. 7. 6. 7.
5 THINGS TO DO WHEN
This is the segment of the Phroshtbytte episode where I send a random question to a bunch of peoples dm’s and the top 5 answers are sent here. If you want to participate, simply hide the rest of the screen from your view and see if your answer is in the top 5. If it is not, then you are probably grilled.
The question was: What should we do with the Six Seven Tree?
The Vikings answered…
1. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX SEVENNNNN
2. Recruit him
3. Mares CPA is still my favorite
4. Wasn’t this suppost to be a Christmas Special?
5. [Unintelligable]
Congratulations if your answer was here! Special congratulations to you if you managed to remember that this was a Christmas Special! The six seven tree works in mysterious ways!
BONUS FUN STUFF
This is the segment of either images stolen from other posts or off the #art channel that I found hillarious (sometimes I may just post random stuff that I made cause why not).
ermmm so true
guys follow what he said
If you’re old, you know this by now probably (cough cough if you’ve been in CPA before and during dino)
Thanks Muscle Man!
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Merry Chrystler and a Happy Somethings, everyone and Phroshtbytte will see you all in 2026 with considerably worst grammar!
PingoBoiii <- made this post
Viking Warrior